Yesterday, since the Eagles lost, I began to drink heavily. Four Captain and Cokes, two shots, five beers and a Jager Bomb later, I'm wandering around north Philly playing the Mortal Kombat theme song on every jukebox in every bar I could find.

Andy Reid by Zimri 9-18-06

So, we're here with Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Andy "Extra Cheese On My Whopper" Reid. Hello, Coach. Ehhhh.....hey.... What do you think of the overall performance of yesterday's loss? Ehhhh....I think the.....AHEM...ehhh...offensive line did their job....ehhhh.... Eagles fans are speculating that you were not able to think on your feet when the Giants changed around their offense. ...I like my cheesesteaks with butter.

i had 9 beers 3 jager bombs 4 wines 2 champanes and 7 shots and spme vodka

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whats up i am sebra 139

But what song did you go around playing on all the Jukeboxes?

rock and roll

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whats up i am sebra 139

You're such a Lithuanian peice of shit.