[Click to view comic: 'FTC Panel']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What amazing entries. This gonna be tough to judge.

Alright, here is an alternate FTC panel, sice that other one isn't that poular. You can add dialog in for the second guy in the first panel, as well.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC Replacement Panel']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i plan on posting an entry, lucky, but i've been so busy i can't even drink myself into a stupor....

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'The Fuck We Can't']

Sorry, Lucky.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Santa's little smuggler']

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Kill Whitey.

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run...

Nice, AA.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 94: A Fictional Conversation']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 94: The Conroy Gambit']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'And The Two Become One']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

this disturbed me for like, 5 seconds.

[Click to view comic: 'the other martial art...']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC...']

Alright, it's been a week. Time for divine judgement!

Runner ups are-
biped's The Conroy Gambit
AngryAmerica's the other martial art...
crackpanther's ...

However, the first entry won me over with the line, "To the bitter end, eh elfcock?" so for that boloboffin takes the win with "The Fuck We Can't."

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old