Drunk T.O. Hating Comic by Zimri 9-27-06

Today it was reported that former Philadelphia Eagle Terrell Owens attempted to take his own life. I'd like to take this oppurtunity to say as a Philly native that not we are not a cruel city. We are NOT a harsh, unforgiving group of people. We care for everyone, even our former sports stars, and love them always. I believe I speak for every Philadelphian when I say to T.O.: "I wish you had succeeded."

Does this mean you're giving up your crabby-killing ambitions in favor of finishing off T.O.?

The NFC East sucks so bad they can't even kill themselves.

BURN!