BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET LIKE SEXED ON SATURDAY
BY A PERSON WHO LIKE THINKS
UR CUTE
UR FINE
OR
UR SEXI !!

AND TOMORROW WILL LIKE BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. BUT YOU HAVE TO GO FIND A CAN OF THIS AND LIKE EAT IT:

OH GOD NOOOO YOU BETTER LIKE DO IT!!!!

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!
BREAK IT AND U WILL LIKE HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR LIKE THE NEXT LIKE TEN YEARS!!! AND YOU WILL LIKE END UP LIKE THIS GUY!!!!

OH MY LIKE GOD!!!! YOU LIKE BETTER DO IT OR ELSE!!!!

REPOST THIS WITH LIKE THE TITLE
Shower Sex

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obscenity filter is off

What's wrong with that?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What's wrong with that?

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almost everything

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what if nigger meant kite

"Almost." See? That's the operative word.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Eat a can of actual pork brains or live a life of celibacy. Hmmm... Can I sleep on this one?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Amazingly, the rest of that nutrition label looks great. High protein, low fat, little high on the sodium...throw that bad boy into an egg white omelet with some broccoli and you're ready to go pump some serious iron.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Where'd you get that picture of my Dad?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.