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Hey guys, I need to tell you something, I'm...wait, what time is it? Dammit. Nevermind.
I plan on making my 'almost coming out' a yearly thing, like the Great Pumpin.
Ah, yes, the Great Pumpin. Once a year, all the fags gather in their favorite gay bars, and the Great Pumpin visits the one that's most sincere.
I haven't met the bitch yet.
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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker