It's time to resurect the ICC. Therefore, your comics should be about resurection...Jesus, zombies, near death experiences...you figure it out. GO!!!!!

ICC #29: Close enough by SilverPhoenix 10-13-06

Braaaaiiiinnnnss!!! Braaaaiiiinnnnss!!! Braaaaiiiinnnnss!!! Goddamn public education.

ICC #29: Spongilicious by SilverPhoenix 10-13-06

Why do I have a sudden craving for English beef?

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

ICC: 1 by crabby 10-13-06

Son, it's your father. Mah Dad died young man. Please don't toy wit me emotions. I traded my soul to Lucifer to be resurrected to be with you again, but in an odd twist, Lucifer turned me into a child in the hopes that I would never truly be able to reunite with you. Nah, dat don't sound like mah dad, he was a drunk. My death and time spent in hell was such a life changing experience that I just had to make the deal Lucifer, it wasn't until I rotted in eternal damnation that I realized how much I love you. Nah, me dad was Puerto Rican

ICC: 2 by crabby 10-13-06

He said if he was resurrected after suffering from that awful flu that he would call me. That he would beg all the angels in heaven for just five more minutes on earth to call me. Just so I could hear his voice one last time. This may take awhile.

ICC: 3 by crabby 10-13-06

Now that I've been reincarnated as a duck, I can't figure out where to get food. If only I could ask someone for help. I am freaking out right now....Do Ducks eat people food? QUACK! DON'T EAT ME MAN! It seems that I now speak duck. That was so fucking scary.

ICC: 4 by crabby 10-13-06

Honey, If I died would you do everything in your power to ressurect me and not have sex with another woman ever again? Honey...What are you trying to say. I just learned that I have Cancer Rick. I'm going to die. And I'm scared. Will you wait for me? Yeah......sure.

ICC: 5 by crabby 10-13-06

Sometimes I just stand in front of this window and hope that a drive by comes and I'm murdered in the crossfire. I'm hoping to be reincarnated as a thinner child. I blame this awfully contrived suicide attempt on the media for making me feel fat.

If your resurrection lasts for more than four days by boorite 10-13-06

...and then He rose from the grave! Then what was the point of "giving His life" if He was just gonna get right back up again? Oh, but he stayed dead for three days! Ugh... this was before refrigeration? Easter Sunday, 2006 years ago... Y HALO THAR! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

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What others say about boorite!

- by dcomposed 10-13-06

Yo dude I'm back!! Wait don't tell me. You're 2pac, aren't you?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ICC #29: At The Olive Garden by SilverPhoenix 10-13-06

Jesus H Christ! These are the worst breadsticks I've ever had! You got a problem with my cooking? Well, they were kind of stale and... YOU WILL EAT MY BODY AND LOVE IT, BITCH!!!

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

ICC #29: The worms go in... by SilverPhoenix 10-13-06

Timmy, do you think we'll go to heaven? Fuck that. I'm going to be reincarnated as an international space astronaut rock star!!! 80 years later... Shit...I'm just going to rot here, aren't I? Heeeeey, macarena!

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

Many times, I think when contest judges say that they had a hard time deciding and they were all great entries, they're just making nice. In this case, I'm being honest. I love all of these spur-of-the-moment entries and could genuinely award first place to anyone. In the end, however, I've decided that crabby's five-some was the most cumumtively delightful entry. All that dialog and subtext knocked me out, although, I gotta say that SilverPhoenix's last two almost got it.

Take it away, crabby...ICC #30 is all yours.

I had to watch a guy play with his nuts in tenth grade health.
That was...sinful.
that was your teacher and it was extra credit
The whole testicular cancer educational video.
ctholic school
crabby...you're not funny, witty, or clever.
Shut the fuck up.
and youre named after a final fantasy character so your opinion means nothing
I see no "ha" or "lol" after anything you say. That should give you a hint.

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

BEHOLD! I have arisen! Praise Jehovah! Actually, that's "Yahweh". Hanh? "Jehovah" is this weird amalgram of the Hebrew letters YHWH, God's name, and the Hebrew vowel markings for Adonai, Lord. Jeez, what crawled up your butt and died?

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

And now I shall make my triumphant exit from the tomb! NONE THIS WAY SHALL PASS! Hanh? NONE THIS WAY SHALL PASS! They sent a border angel to help me out of the tomb!? Metatron was busy.

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

Stand aside, angel! NONE THIS WAY SHALL PASS! Stop saying that! Look, you know the whole story! God programmed me to act this way, and I have no free will to override it. That fucking Metatron. Oh, and Metatron said to remind you of the time you forced him to wipe your holy ass.

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

Look, there's got to be some way to allow you to let me pass... What's your favorite color?

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

Fuck this. I'm using the window. I called no loopholesies! Aw, shit. Hey, could one of you hotshot artists submit an inside-the-tomb background with a single exit?? I bet next time I can keep his ass in here...

Choad asked me to enter this contest, even though crabby had already won. I took me a while to find the angel character, but now, at long last, here 'tis!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Dream Deja Vu by mattaotamato 10-22-06

Dude, your Grandma you have ignored all of your life died this weekend and came back to life as a zombie. She hates you and is going to kill you in the most gory way possible. Whoa. Thank god that was just a dream. Dude, your Grandma you have ignored all of your life died this weekend and came back to life as a zombie. She hates you and is going to kill you in the most gory way possible.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire