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Mr. Wonderful
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| MOMMY!!! ME HAVE PENIS ENVY!!! HOW COME ME NOT HAVE A PENIS LIKE BOBBY WILSON NEXT DOOR!!! | |
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| Because you're a girl, dear. Girls don't have penises. | |
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| THAT NOT FAIR!!! ME AM ANGRY!!! NOW ME KILL ANYBODY WHO HAVE A PENIS INSTEAD OF ME!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! | |
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| ME HAVE KILLED A MILLION PEOPLE BUT THERE AM STILL PEOPLE WITH PENISES INSTEAD OF ME!!! GUESS ME WILL JUST HAVE TO GIVE UP, MOMMY!!! | |
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| Yes, err...that's probably for the best, sweetie... | |
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| ME WANT TO BUY A PENIS!!! YOU BETTER HAVE THEM FOR SALE HERE, OR--!!! | |
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| As a matter of fact, we have a wide array of strap-ons. I'm sure there's one you'll like. | |
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| HA HA, BOBBY WILSON!!! ME HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THAN YOURS NOW!!! AND IT AM GREEN!!! HA HA-- | |
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| Chuh! That's nothing but a dumb old DILDO! Why, you can't urinate or ejaculate or anything with THAT! | |
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| GRRRRRRR!!! ME KILL YOU!!! | |
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| ME AM GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE AND THEN ME WILL WEAR YOU AND HAVE A PENIS!!! | |
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| But, but... oh my god, this is INSANE...have you no concept of human-- | |
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| HA HA HA!!! LOOK!!! ME HAVE A BIG, HAIRY PENIS!!! | |
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| ME HAD A PENIS TODAY, BUT ME GOT TIRED OF WEARING THE BAD MAN'S SKIN CUZ IT WAS ITCHY!!! WHAT AM FOR SUPPER, MOMMY!?! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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