[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/ice.jpg[/IMG]
That is the cover of the new Ice-T album.

Rule #1- How does a white suburban child convince his mother to buy him such a terribly unhip album?

Kids these days......

I'm gonna let this one run until about 12:45 Central standard time

A young suburban honky wants a bad rap album by crabby 10-18-06

Mom, if you don't get me the new Ice-T album I'm going to put a nail in my head. Please don't be a moron... I'LL FUCKING DO IT! I WANT THAT ALBUM! Ice-T is lame. THERE!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? moh.

Old Shul by choadwarrior 10-18-06

Mommy, I want to buy the new gangsta rap album. You know I don't approve of that kind of music. It's okay...he's Jewish. Who is the artist? Meyer Lansky? Ice Berg.

Rainbow Rap by boloboffin 10-18-06

God created Man to act real good, but Man didn't act the way he knew he should, So God was lookin round at the mess the world was in, He said - I ain't puttin up with all this sin. So he told his man Noah not to buy a raincoat, but for him to start aworkin on a great big boat! So if you wanna learn how to miss the devil's trap... Stick around and listen to the Rainbow Rap! *guitar*

Rainbow Rap by boloboffin 10-18-06

So Noah and his homies started workin on the Ark, and when they finished, suddenly it got real dark! So Noah looked around for God, and there He was again, He said... Noah, take these animals and get on in. I'm gonna make it rain till the world is covered up... Cuz I tired of all these people tellin Me to Shut Up Listen up folks, give your face a quick slap Cuz we on the last verse of the Rainbow Rap!

Rainbow Rap by boloboffin 10-18-06

Well it rained for forty days and it rained for forty nights, and the water washed the wicked people outa God's sight... Then the water dried up, Noah came on out, he looked in the sky and he gave a great SHOUT! Cuz God waznt gonna drown the world again, so... He put up in the sky, his great Rain Bow! So if you do what God says and you do it ASAP You mighta learned something from the Rainbow Rap!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Iceberg, nigga, can't you read? by mattaotamato 10-18-06

Mom, I want the new Ice-T C.D.! No way! But Mom! The asian's have the Ice- T C.D.! I don't care! Iceberg, nigga, can't you read? Cos I'm the coldest motherfucker that you ever heard. Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

That's enough.

Major thanks to everyone who entered, I loved all the spur of the moment entries, but none were better than bolo's.

Congrats and good luck on running ICC#33.