The theme for this contest:

Adult Swim, that great bastion of TV programming that gives people something to watch on 100+ channels of nothing, wants a new show. Your comic should be about this new show, either giving scenes from it or featuring the pitch to AS execs.

Rules:
1. Photoshopped entries are fine.
2. Series are fine.
3. No limit on number of entries.
4. New comics only.
5. Proposed shows can be original concepts or existing shows that haven't been shown on AS (like "La Blue Girl"). I'll give some leeway on this if your comic is funny, though.
6. Show concept doesn't have to be something they could actually put on the air (like "La Blue Girl").

I'll let you decide how sarcastic I'm being about AS. Judging in about a week.

RCL no. 1337 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-21-06

New this fall on F/X: "Bull and Satan's Adventures Inside Paris Hilton's Vagina"... *sniff * What's that horrible smell? I farted. You need to lay off the oat bran, dude. Whatever.

(if this one doesn't win, I give up!)

RCL no. 1338 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-21-06

Next on Spike TV: "Foul-mouthed Schnookums Goes to School"... Spell "dog", Schnookums... F-U-C-K-F-A-C-E ! I don't think that [ hee, hee ] spells dog, Schnookums... Please, try again! C-U-N-T ! Okayyyy.... Can anyone else spell dog for me? B-I-T-C-H !!

(Okay, if THIS one doesn't win, then we KNOW the fix ix in! lol)

CC 339: 9 cent cheap by boloboffin 11-21-06

gimme blowjob OH MY GOD THE MIDDLE EAST IS IN CRISIS AGAIN...IS THAT A ROACH ON THE GROUND...WHY DOESN'T MY GIRLFRIEND CALL ME GADAMIT SHUT UP OR I THROW YOUR ASS IN TRASH it's a plot...some muthafucka from the dam middle east has stole my girlfriend...i think i'll write a poem about it... there, shitass i pooted

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yet another import from Japan by HCRoyall 11-21-06

Last episode... Ha? What has happened here in this, the scene of destruction?! Aha! It is I, Great Owl Fu Master Shin-Ju-No, here to destroy this place! Now I will charge up for my mighty super ultimate attack! AAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh?! What is it he is doing? He is gathering power! What could this mean?! Next time... Aha! I have defeated you Great Owl Fu Master Shi-Ju-No! Now I will let you leave even though you will obviously return at a later date to attack again! Argh! I may be defeated, but I will return again when I am stronger, and I will defeat you even though you will be stronger as well!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Agnes on the Lam by boloboffin 11-21-06

Time for your shot! Ahhhh!

Agnes on the Lam (2) by boloboffin 11-21-06

Agnes on the Lam (3) by boloboffin 11-21-06

Agnes on the Lam (4) by boloboffin 11-21-06

Agnes on the Lam (5) by boloboffin 11-21-06

Whew. Think I lost him... Agnes... AHHHH!!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Adult Swim by crabby 11-21-06

I have this great idea for an adult swim cartoon. Yes? This cowboy razor driver accidentally travels back to 1970 and falls in love with a very afrocentric black woman. I hate it! It's anime. I'll take 16 episodes.

Bolo, those Agnes comics made me laugh so hard

Thank you.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I agree with the above comment about "Agnes."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

someone would have to be plenty drunk to think they have a change of beating crabby's or the agnes comic right now.

I give up. Agnes already won.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This probably won't win, but, here goes:

CC Entry: Mouse Named John by pinwiz543 11-24-06

I have come for you, John. Kiss my small, round, grey ass. Alright, then. I'll have to use brute force. To be continued... Holy Crap, my ex-girlfriend! Come here, lover boy.

There's going to be a second one.

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I'd sell my soul for something shiny.

Mouse named John 2 by pinwiz543 11-24-06

You can run, but you can't hide! Oh yea? He disapered! That's right, bitch! Um, right. Walking away. Coward.

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I'd sell my soul for something shiny.

Let's get this contest over with: Agnes wins. Take it away Bolo.

Thanks, I'm trying to chase down an idea for an new contest right now...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker