I want you to make the most of your one panel. Use as much dialougue as possible to tell something that could have been explained with very little dialogue. Winner in about a week.

Good luck!

1000 words.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Peter Piper Redemption

Um uh I want a little one of those guys there wait no hmm just a second gimme the alien OOH no wait the purple thing no um its the vroom car green looking thingy bracelets umm no, one tootsie roll. You have 19,995 tickets left.

by cpausti, 11-26-06

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

OPC

STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild What? The mild what? Sex slave? The mild, nubile sex slave that the fat guy's gonna shave from head to septum? And what's with no space in dressing gown? You think you're some kinda artist, doncha?

by boloboffin, 11-26-06

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

OPC: "She's pretty hot."

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon Who is already sick and pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious. Her vestal livery is but sick and green, And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she..

by v, 11-27-06

OPC: "I lve in the woods and am better than you city fucks."

I had this advantage, at least, in my mode of life, over those who were obliged to look abroad for amusement, to society and the theatre, that my life itself was become my amusement and never ceased to be novel. It was a drama of many scenes and without an end. If we were always, indeed, getting our living, and regulating our lives according to the last and best mode we had learned, we should

by v, 11-27-06

"I just got back from the clinic, and I have HIV"

supercalifragilisticexplialidocious

by xxausrottenxx, 11-27-06

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xx( o Y o. )xx

OPC25: As much as you can

What you want? Anal, vaginal or oral? What hole you stick it in? Shit, clit or spit? Talk to me white boy? Pooper, pink hooper or soup cooler?What can I do you for? Crapper, snapper or yapper? What? Yeah.....not really interested in that sort of thang.....Tell you what, I have this little yellow ticket with these 7 numbers on it, so can I just get my dry cleaning back please? Thaaaaaaanks.

by Cre8tive13, 11-27-06

ha

The Adventures of Wikipedia Brown

Hey there donkey! Donkeys, sometimes known as 'asses' heh heh, are domesticated animals of the horse family. Click here to learn more! ah jesus

by xxausrottenxx, 11-29-06

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xx( o Y o. )xx

OPC25: One Page Dawg

ICICPCCT Brooklyn (Inter-City Inner-City Political Correctness Councilling Tour, Brooklyn Leg, November 2006) Y'know dawg, when I call you dawg, I ain't callin' you a 'dog' dawg, y'know what i'm sayin'? I aint dissin u dawg, I jus' callin you 'dawg', dawg, cos you the dawg, but you aint no woof dog, kay dawg? Shut up and throw the stick

by lima, 11-30-06

OPC26 - This comic is about getting way to much information

Hi Martin. How are you? Well... I just went to the crapper for the tenth time today. I think the shrimps at my dad's wake yesterday were bad, or maybe it's an after-effect from being gang-raped last Friday. And how are you?

by lukket, 12-03-06

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troelsea at gmail dot com

crabby wrote:

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I want you to make the most of your one panel. Use as much dialougue as possible to tell something that could have been explained with very little dialogue. Winner in about a week.

Good luck!

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I guess I'll put this thing to bed seeing as how interest has dwindled. I'm going to have to give the win to lukket.

The shrimp being bad is always a recipe for funny.