Smurf Hentai 2057 AD. by chopper 11-29-06

Oh yeah, thats it. MMMM Yeah Baby. Buying this force field was the best thing we could do...

Reality Shows standards will deteriorate in the year 2057 AD by chopper 11-29-06

Welcome to Iron Chef, Barnyard edition. With me I have, straight from crygenetic rehab, Pete Doherty everybody! And todays secret ingredient is: Crack Cocaine! .... Whats wrong there Pete? U having a little trouble with that Crack Cevice? I bet if I serve my Cracked Corn soup to Kate moss she´d snort my scrotum faster than u can say relapse,bitch! .................. You gonna have to talk up in this motherfucker, Mr. Big Shot Rock star-injecting-girls-while-they-sleep-sad-ass-dope-fiend-excuse-for-a-human. This aint friggin funny anymore Dad. Im walking away now.

Bestiality 2057 AD by chopper 11-29-06

Good thing u nailed up the door there, buddy. Those were some fucked up mutants. Could have sworn i was gonna be eaten. Yes, quite. ............ Why is it that every time we board up this door you get all quiet likes... Its kinda creepin me out you know. This has always been the essence of my dreams, but every time, something is holding me back...

Drunk Space Immigrants are tough in 2057 AD by chopper 11-29-06

Whed de fuck a we going, ey man? KEEP TALKING TOUGH GUY. Dis no look like a no motherfucker I ever seen man! I´ll teach u extraterestrial punks to come here and steal our jobs. Ey, I got u in the nuts good ey? U crazy motherfucker Kid you. Hey, who are you? Take me to your leader, bitch, hehehehehe.

Medicine still have minor glitches in 2057 AD by chopper 11-29-06

This is actually a quite new technology where we can actually let u see the operation from inside your colon, all while recovering. Mr Pendergrass? I did not ask for this!

Like it or go fly up in your mother.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

I liked it!

And now, I shall go fly up my mother anyway, :-P.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Boo.

crackpanther

For you I have the very customized suggestion of folding yourself back into your mothers vaginal canal, where you can study the reverse crackbaby theory without any interruptions.

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

I would like you better as a new person had you said "if you don't like them you can go fly up in your mother" instead of "like them or go fly up in your mother".

Firstly because the former implies "I don't really care if you don't like them as long as someone does like them" and the latter implies "I can't handle criticism", and recently we have had enough of drama n00bs.  Not that I'm accusing you of being one (yet), but that's the first impression you gave me.

Secondly, I don't like that because I'm a contrary person and don't like being told what to do.  I don't like your comics, and I will not do anything else you say unless the fancy takes me to do so.  However, I will say the last one would work a lot better if it were one panel, and I think you could produce some quality stuff if you refined your approach a little bit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

great premises which somehow utterly failed to make me even smirk, much less laugh.

sorry.

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Kill Whitey.

Somewhere along the way to creating a premise the joke died. Or was stabbed repeatedly in the face. Try working toward punch line instead of context and see what you come up with.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i'm going gonna fly up in your mom now. cause i hated these. bye!

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chopper

For you I have the very customized suggestion of folding yourself back into your mothers vaginal canal, where you can study the reverse crackbaby theory without any interruptions.

holy jesus mother of shit, what is with the recent trend of people posting stupid comics and then replying wittily to my negative comments? If you have the ability to use the written word in a way that shows creativity and makes me laugh (which you have) THEN DO IT IN THE FUCKING COMIC IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE.

Glad I could be the first to serve as your impetus....tuition is due by January 6th, meal plans are outlined in the brochure, etc.

These comics did not make me projectile vomit my internal organs, which is a good sign.

Also, don't be offended if someone says something like "boo."  All it means is that they didn't like your comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mf:ing Forum Critics in 2057 AD

Who the hell were all these mf´s anyway? Here lie the first ones foolish enough to heckle The Great One.

by chopper, 12-01-06

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Not bad, the set up for the punchlines are pretty good, you just need abit more practice nailing the actual punchline. I suggest you have a read through the toprated list to help you out

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Anime in 2057 AD by chopper 12-01-06

You that Mf thats been goin around blowin mfers heads up all up in this mf? I am Fist of the North Star. I blow head up, that is mfing trademark. Well I´m the Mfing rusty AK from down under and I say Mad Max outbad all a you manga mfers. I AM AKIRA! You aint mfing listening, son. Remember that kid with the mfing boomerang? In part II? That mfer was for real, they just found him in the outback living with koalas. I AM JUBEI !?

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

chopper

I didn't see anyone heckling Wayne Gretzky in this thread.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

whaaah?

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