The future of masturbation is here, now!

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/top.html

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/concept.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I wasn't aware that masturbation had a future beyond yanking your weiner around.

To me, the future of masturbation is still the virtual-reality orgasm on a continuous loop like that guy in BRAINSTORM.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Disposable onanism devices, coming to a Japanese vending machine near you. Ha-ha!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Makes me wish I had a penis and a lot of money.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ladyjdotnet

"My ears are burning!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Did you ever tell them how it felt? DID YOU?!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

This is a bit from their "Deep Throat" toy

TENGA

Seriously....

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bah, this isn't new...just newer packaging. Obviously you men have never had to sit through a freaking "passion party" so a friend could hock you all their crap they have to sell.

I took a random poll of my neighborhood wanking contigent, and they all complained that it was missing a crucial aspect of the real experience....ears.

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I'm bringing Paxil back. Yeah!

We finally got Asians to admit they have small cocks

JaeltheReturn

"Hey, you look like you wank a lot, can I ask you a question...?"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hey, I think BigFrank's found a new avatar. Hahahaha!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Which one am I supposed to be?

well its obvious that im the guy standing up

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