Much like when Vicente Fox campaigned for President of Mexico in California, I am campaigning for Regional Un Delegate in Nation States, for our region Atomic Orogeny Syndicate.

Why would I make a better Delegate than Fuzzyman?  ...I wouldn't.  I'm half-drunk half the time, I never sweep that little part of the floor near the trash can, and I take out my self loathing on those that love me the most.  Having said that, let me say this: elect me!

Freedom is slavery!

Free time is for training!

World domination for a better tomorrow!

WORK IS LIBERTY!

How can I get in on the homoerotic Nation States RPG?

Crabby, go to www.nationstates.net and make a nation.

Why do we let ourselves be led into the trappings of democracy with Fuzzyman at the helm of our region?  We could be rich, powerful, and best of all, FEARED.  We must insert ourselves in the orifice of fascism and pump it into submission!

PS- Fuzzy guy, no hard feelings...just want that UN spot.  I will continue to give you back rubs and sip Limey Rickeys with you in the late evening when the shadows are waning and dusk is nigh.