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Scyess 
Official Traveling Menstrual
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All these comics are based on the Bible story of the same name
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| My friend Hoolie is funny. He's gay but doesn't lisp. His best friend, though, is a straight guy with the heaviest lisp I've ever heard! | |
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| That makes sense, according to the Law of Conservation of Lisps. | |
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| What the hell are you talking about? | |
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| Didn't I tell you? I'm an amateur gayologist. | |
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| You know, it's really all right -- if you're having a conversation -- to admit you haven't heard something before. | |
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| I heard you've taken up the study of gayology. | |
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| Yes. I'm working on the subschool of ecological gayology. | |
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| Well, right now I'm working on a Lotka-Volterra population model of the gay micro-ecosystem I have in a giant glass bubble in the back yard. | |
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| Are you sure this is entirely legal? | |
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| I'm trying to figure out why the model doesn't explain the phenominally low birth rate. | |
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| Fine! Just leave like that, you hurtful bitch! | |
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| I'm an amatuer gayologist, and I'm studying just how the heck you get your voice to go that high when you scream at your boyfriend. | |
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| I'll bet this isn't really how he did it. | |
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| Good news, Jon. They think they found one of your testicles. | |
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| Excuse me... is this the gay bar? | |
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| You're not gay. Why are you here? Are you a gayologist or something? | |
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| As a matter of fact, I am. | |
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| That's the problem. This was the hottest gay bar in town, but the word got around and now no one comes here but us gayologists. | |
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| So all those guys necking in the corner booths are... | |
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| Why aren't you out doing your gayology research? | |
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| I gave it up. I decided that gay people deserve their privacy, just like the rest of us. | |
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| Yep. Also, the sight of two guys kissing is totally gross. | |
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| Would you like to explain that to your seven-part Lesbian Mud Sex video series? | |
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| That is, like, so totally different. | |
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"Old" is the old new.
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