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I has a flavor!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Did you know that male sea horses let the lady sea horses lay her eggs right into his mouth, and then he carries the kids around in there until they hatch? He's like natures ultimate bottom.

SHE: Swim over here Spankhorse! I'm gonna dump my ovaries down your fuckin' throat!

HE: Yes, my queen!

 <SPLORT!>

 

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i may not only find a big news story in [u]Gay[/u] [u]City[/u] ...

i might even run into steve, that sexy bitch.

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what if nigger meant kite

I may not only find a big news story in Gay City ...

... I might also track down the guy who made this fucking costume.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/cre8tive13/Superman.jpg[/IMG]

"...I might find a big, throbbing, veiny dick I can shove up my- uh, I mean, I might  find a Starbucks or something."

Meanwhile, back at the Batcave:

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

lool lool

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what if nigger meant kite