RIP Vickie Lynn Hogan by Spankling 2-09-07

5’ 11” tall, 38(DD)-28-38, and 140 pounds (on a good day). 1992 Playmate of the Year. Statuesque. Saved from a life of deep frying through her own determination, spirit and colossal rack. A pretender to the legacy of Marilyn Monroe. A sister, facing the same shit as the rest of us. Beauty, slut, stripper, seductress, celebrity, wife, widow, millionaire, mother, tragedy. I fire a 21 jerk solute, in your honor. [SPLORT]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

R.I.P. 

"Very Nice tower...we are now entering your hair-space."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My prayers were answered.

Frustration by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-06

What's this? "Anna Nicole Smith's son died" WHY GOD? WHY COULDN'T IT BE HER?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

At last the truth can be told.

She was bludgeoned to death by my mighty wang.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

they've narrowed down the possible fathers for her infant to southern california

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what if nigger meant kite

Finally I get some credit.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

And now, in tribute, the song "Anna," by the German New Wave sensation Trio:

Anna

Anna

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Oh, Anna

 (repeat x many)

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What others say about boorite!

Should be revamped and re-released a la "Candle in the Wind."

It is the greatest music video ever made, for the greatest popular record the music industry has ever seen.

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What others say about boorite!

Megageiles viedo, bitte auch mal die deutsche Version "Anna - lassmichrein lassmichraus" einstellen, danke!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.