First off, why is it that the little girl goes so well with Jesus?

mr_crash_davis will have some explaining to do someday by mr_crash_davis 10-25-01

I see London. I see France. I see... ...someone's... Easter morning, this one's getting her ass kicked.

And second, is it a good thing if your own comic makes you spray milk out your nose?

mr_crash_davis seals his own fate by mr_crash_davis 10-25-01

Take thy shoes from off thy feet.... ..for the place upon which thou standeth is Holy ground. That's really funny, Dad. Gonna ask me what time it is while you're at it? Fine. Got any marshmallows? We can make s'mores.

This site is full of blasphemy already... An example...

Fun Time With Jesus. by nailbunny 5-07-01

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! I hate you.

Or actually, almost anything by nailbunny.

As an aside, while it's always a good sign that you find yourself amusing, it's better if you actually *are* funny... good thing the second strip was.

This one of yours is a gem!

Too Disgusting For Words by mr_crash_davis 10-31-01

Jesus, Maura, are you all right? I'm fine. Looks like semen-based mascara wasn't such a good idea after all. Uh, I'll talk to you later. Not if you brush your teeth first, you won't.

Since I don't blasphemitize, I'll simply use someone else's!

A scene from the breakfast club re-enacted by Jesus Christ. by nailbunny 8-06-01

Naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other... Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says... THUD! Oh shit.

another nailbunny classic.

Just Hangin' Around by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Twenty-four bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-four bottles of beer... If one of these bottles should happen to fall there'll be--- Hey, Jesus, whatcha doin'? What? Shit, now I lost count. Damn you! Damn you to Hell! *sigh* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... Christ, Jesus can sure be touchy.

A messy eary comic, but I like how Jesus gets all pissed.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

oh, here's another! No. 5852, found on the front page.

Jesus' Joke by DragonXero 2-26-01

Jesus Tells a Joke So I sez to the guy, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just here to praise me?" HAHAHAHAHA Mind helping me out here? Is there a doctor in the house? Damn you! I mean it too!

You're all coming with me in the big bus to hell. by mode80 1-07-01

..sigh.. This is such a shitty way to spend Easter.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Oh go on, you know you want to.

Thank you, Drexle. I thought maybe that one crossed the line of good taste, then I realized that's kind of the point.

How could anyone question the taste of semen based toothpaste?

Almost all of JihadFad's comics are blasphemous and funny. A sample:

Fears of Nazareth by JihadFad 1-10-01

Eek! A bug! I must be strong. I teach of showing compassion to all things.. So I must in turn show love for this simple creature.. it is probably more scared of I than I of it.. I wish this emaciated goon would get out of my fucking way.

Eclectic Ecstasy, Part Deux by JihadFad 1-11-01

Hey, JC. I was wondering, is it alright if I have sex with my sister? As long as you do not steal my loincloth, child, I am past caring. I can no longer tolerate this oppressive regime!

Protean Providence by JihadFad 1-11-01

Haha. Do you realize how stupid you look? I am dying for your sins, you know. Yeah, like it takes some special effort to die. Fucking ingrates.

Pity he's going to Hell for it.

yeah.

Bob & AI -- Viewer Mail by Nibor 5-10-01

I've been reading some of our Viewer Mail. Yea, me too, Bob. Seems they don't like irreverent jokes about religion. Which is a shame, 'cause I had been working on this joke to show them... I guess maybe we shouldn't use it. Hey, man, how's it hangin'?

found this on the front page too.

The man that keeps SWEB going by skagg 5-26-01

Aww shit! I left the bathroom light on!

my personal best i think

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

God Will (Try To) Save Your Mortal Soul! by Alcyonae 11-01-01

Hello my mechanical son. Haha! You're on a big stick! I died for your sins! How dare you mock the son of god! Haha! You're on a big stick! And he finally comes to realize how sucky the world is... Why do I bother... In every damn comic strip some asshole mocks me... Dad? Why did you promise you'd never destroy the world again? Haha! You're on a big stick!

It doesn't really make sense... Lol.

~alison

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I'm back.

Portrait of a Man in Over his Head by itsclark 6-30-01

Portrait of a Man in Over his Head... Um... Hello... People? A lttle help here please... I've made my point... I'm ready to come down now. Care for some vinegar?

Tobor is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
He cornholeth me beside still waters,
He dilateth my sphincter, He guideth me in the path
of sodomy for his name’s sake.
Yeah, though though I crawl with bleeding rectum
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for you are with me;
your rod and your staff, they (*censored*).

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"