Just storming through with some comics.

Quiet Storm by lildeucecoup 3-04-07

I know it's been hard since the family moved to this ranch, but I hope in time you'll realize that this is the best in the long run. I really don't think this cattle ranch is the best for "my" family in the long run. You aren't my real father. My dad is an investment banker in long beach. The fact of the matter is your mother and I love eachother. I hope you can realize that I'm not trying to be your real father. You met my mother through Craigslist. She was selling old clothes and you came and bought them all. And me and your mother fell in love, what's so wrong with that? You don't even have a computer. How were you on Craigslist?

Quiet Storm by lildeucecoup 3-04-07

Son, I've come to accept the fact that you have alot of anger towards me and I want you to know that I want us to be friends. No, but can I use your secret computer? I'd like to check my Myspace. I don't have a computer. Then how did you meet my mother through Craigslist? I used my work computer. You work on this cattle ranch. You sure do have alot of secrets cowboy.

Quiet Storm by lildeucecoup 3-04-07

You should know something about me. I wasn't always a rancher. Really? Did you used to be something important? I used to be a bean sprout farmer. Bean sprout farmer? Assistant bean sprout farmer. The farm was actually owned by my ex wife's father in-law. So you were lame through nepotism to being lame all on your own? You're a winner.

Quiet Storm by lildeucecoup 3-04-07

I can come to terms with you having no respect for my profession, but I hope you realize that I love your mother very much. I love my mother as well. Well, at least we have that much in common. I love her, but I don't feel the need to take out loans in her name to start a cattle ranch with no cattle. I really don't see what that has to do with anything. That;s one of many problems.

Quiet Storm by lildeucecoup 3-04-07

Look, I still have seven grand left over from the purchase of the ranch. IT's yours if you'll stop complaining all day. Deal. See, you're just as many hungry as I am. So you're money hungry? No. I was just saying is all-- I'm going to buy a robot and teach it to kill you.

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You don't know what I got... .

i dont get it

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fff

It's not my best. I admit it's a bit rushed, but if you stick with it I have an idea of where I'd like the story to go. I'll storm through with some more tomorrow.

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You don't know what I got... .

Don'y listen to drawinger. He's a moron. Those were awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A storm of delight.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

those comics gave me a glimpse into an imagined social dynamic between stepfather and stepson.

what they didn't give me was anything even remotely amusing.

maybe there's a relationship-comic site they would be more suited to?

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Kill Whitey.

I stopped reading after I finished the first one and still didn't find a punchline.

I don't know what you other mooks are seeing that I don't.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

We keep rolling along....

 I'd like to thank everyone for their kind words and constructive criticism to my first part of the series. It was much appreciated.

Now onto part II:

Quiet Storm II by lildeucecoup 3-06-07

This robot looked alot bigger in the catlogue. **Please enter command.** Kill my step father. **I'm sorry are you trying to request ring tones?** No, I commanded you to kill my stepfather. **Now downloading ring tone directory**

Quiet Storm II by lildeucecoup 3-06-07

The brochure said you could learn commands on the fly as I teach them to you. **I can learn to download ringtones and also send email.** Well, can I use you to send a complaint to the company? **There is a five dollar service fee for all outgoing emails.** **Would you like to download a HOT new ringtone while you wait?**

Quiet Storm II by lildeucecoup 3-06-07

Have you used that money to find something to amuse yourself? I bought a robot in the hopes that I could teach it to kill you, but all it could do was download ring tones and send email. Can I borrow your robot to send my mother a Happy Birthday email? There's a five dollar service fee for sending any outgoing emails. But...I gave you all my money. And I spent it all on the dumb ass robot, what's your point?

Quiet Storm II by lildeucecoup 3-06-07

Sweetie, I heard you won't let your step dad use your new email robot to send an email to his mother for her birthday. That's not nice. I told him there was a five dollar service fee and he got upset and ran away crying. Isn't it rude to charge your father in-law five dollars just to play with your robot? I wasn't charging him. It's a service fee from the company who manufactures the robot. If you aren't going to share then you can't have a robot at all. The money for that robot came from my loans and I'm going to have to take it from you. It's all yours.

Quiet Storm II by lildeucecoup 3-06-07

Now that I can finally use you without having to pay my ungrateful step-son, I'd like to email my mother please. **There is a five dollar service fee for any outgoing emails. What if I send her a letter and give her the email address and have her send me a message to you? **There is a seven dollar service fee for any incoming emails.** Were you able to email your mother for her birthday, my love? Nah, that robot is bunk. I melted it down and smoked it out of an old has pipe I found in an old box of clothes I bought off Craigslist.

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You don't know what I got... .

I lawled.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

XD!  Love 'em all!  Especially part 2 :P

Keep 'em coming!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!