Retarchie by biped 3-18-07

You go Poop's Malt Shoppe with me, Beddy? No, Retarchie. Me am have period today. You maybe can have "period" at Poop's Malt Shoppe with me ? No, me have "explosive" period. Me have to stand in bath tub all day. Wow...she am gonna BLOW UP! No, me see that. Me am not gonna "blow up."

Retarchie 2 by biped 3-18-07

Beddy not go Poop's Malt Shoppe with me today, Fughead, because she am have "period." Me am have "period" today too, Retarchie. So shut up. See this sign me have? It am say "SHUT UP." Me want have "period" too, Poop. Beddy have one. Fughead have one, too. Why not me have one? Have one, Retarchie. You can have one. Just think you can, and by magic, you am have one today. Guess what, Mommy? Me am have "period" today. Oh, Retarchie... me's little baby. Today, you am a "woman."

Retarchie 3 by biped 3-18-07

Where you yesterday, Moronica? Me not see you in Sunday school or church. Me hate religion of male patriarchy now, Retarchie. Me am join Janene Garafolo fan club. Janene Garafolo am bad, Retarchie. Tell that to Moronica really loud. Me will say it REAL loud, dude. JANENE GARAFOLO AM BAD, MORONICA. ME DID NOT KNOW THAT. ME WILL HATE HER NOW.

Retarchie 4 by biped 3-18-07

Me am want to be Moronica's boyfriend and not you, Veggie. Me ask her for go to Poop's Malt Shoppe, and-- World am be blown up today, Retarchie. Doomsday device deployed. We am all die, super-terrorists am win. That am why we better hurry up and drink malts real fast, Moronica. Because world am be blown up today. Me am drinking me's malt so fast, me am get a headache.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was blown away by the ending.  Good stuff!

Your nice comment stimulated me sexually.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your Retarchie comics were slightly less retarded than the actual comics.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Me like the comic that biped makes about redhead boy.

BIZARRO NO LIKE!*

*which, of course, means they're good.

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I has a flavor!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

those am brilliant. i are thanking you.

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Kill Whitey.

me am blown away

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Hooray for catharsis!

Your nice comments have blowed me up real good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.