I'm in a book!!!
I did a Google search for another one of my usernames to see how many places on the web it would pop up, and a listing for a book called "505 Unbelievably Stupid Web P@ges" by Dan Crowley came up. At least two of my old web pages are in it. Here is a reduced screenshot of the free sample page I was able to access from Amazon.com:

Apparently I'm numbers 248 and 249! They're right together because the "Fendick Swern" site had a link to the "On The Hoof" site. "Fendick" seems to have disappeared, but here's my "On The Hoof" page.
I guess I should buy a copy of the book. I feel like a movie star or something!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.