Experience in anal violation necessary. Inquire within.

Most of you are already familiar with my McRapey's set (found here for those of you unfamiliar: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/HCRoyall/sets/McRapey/). What I'd like to see is more unlikely occupations for that big red mountain of assrape.

No, seriously. I want comics with Tobor in any sort of (employment) position you can think up. Have at it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 351: Makin' Copies

Did you need some help? PATHETIC FLESHLING! TOBOR DEMANDS YOU DIVULGE THE WHEREABOUTS OF MORE COPIER TONER.

by gabe_billings, 3-28-07

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC351: TOBOR the Plumber's Assistant by UnknownEric 3-28-07

Now TOBOR, alls I really need ya ta do is hand me the tools and materials I need when I need 'em. Man, it'll be great to have an extra set o' hands when I'm jamming myself into these tight places. Now give me that smooth pipe.

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I has a flavor!

CC 351: And Call Me In The Morning by biped 3-28-07

Well, Dr. Tobor--that's our story. Now we need the kind of advice that only a professional marriage counselor can provide. DR. TOBOR SUGGEST MORE ANAL SEX. (ahem) Err..."anal sex"? I'm not quite sure how-- YOU NOT HEAR GOOD? DR. TOBOR STUTTER? ANAL SEX! ANAL SEX!!! RAAAAAAR!!! Can barely walk...must make it...to car... At first...thought he meant...with each other...

CC 351: On The Canvas by biped 3-28-07

They're all simply sublime, but this one is definitely your masterpiece, Leonardo da Tobor. What's the title? EHH...TOBOR, HE-A ANALLY VIOLATE-A YOU. "Tobor, He Anally Violate You"? I don't quite get the-- NO!!! TOBOR, HE-A ANALLY VIOLATE-A YOU!!! RAAAAAAAAR!!! Oh, I like this one. What's it called? Better ask him yourself...I don't think I can pronounce it...

CC 351: Green Ache-ers by biped 3-28-07

Consarn it, Tobor, ya gotta quit turnin' all the bulls gay or we're never a-gonna have any more calves. TOBOR CONFUSED. FARMER SAY BULLS FOR BREEDING PURPOSES. Not YERS, ya lunkhead! Dang if you ain't the worst farmhand ever. Now git busy--I want them furrows dug 'n' planted by suppertime. TOBOR HEAR RIGHT? FARMER WANT FURROWS DUG AND PLANTED? RAAAAAAR!!! TOBOR PLOW BACK FORTY!!! THIS KIND OF FARMWORK FUN!!! OH, MY GOMPERS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My first TOBOR, dont know if I got it right...

CC 351- CSI: TOBOR by chopper 3-29-07

Hmm, I know I recognize the substance but you better run it by the lab just in case, Tobor. ........................... .Well,tests are back, the victim was asphyxiated and sodomized repeatedly... we have DNA, but no perp to match in the files... ....................... I´ve had it with your renegade ways Tobor!!! Forced anal probing of the mayors son? You might as well fuck me too, they are gonna have my ass for this anyway!!!! TOBOR JUST FOLLOW GUT FEELING!!!!!!

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Groovy! - TOBOR: Stunt Cock by edoggydog 3-29-07

On the set of "Asian Anal"... Okay, start with doggy-style, sliding into some some 69 action, leading up to the anal finale. Now, I know you don't do anal, so I have a stand-in... Groovy! "ACTION!" Wow! That was great sickity-nine! Prease, do me in ass now! "CUT! Okay, send in the stunt cock..." RARRRRR!! TOO BUKU! TOO BUKU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Groovy! - TOBOR: SC2 by edoggydog 3-29-07

That's the 17th girl TOBOR has scared off the set this week! So, I've decided to try a new guy... Can you break it to TOBOR for me? Groovy! Sorry, dude... "CUT! Okay, send in the NEW stunt cock! CRANGO? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?? What?

Dig yourself a dream by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Thank you for helping my with my landscaping Tobor. You've been an outstanding shining example of how any old TOBOR can turn into a model citizen. thankyou Now for your reward... Let me see what I have here... hhmmm this should be enough for one of the cornholes you're always raving about Ah, yes! A nice nickel for the young man... Go buy a kernel of corn and plant it in a hole. Have patience TOBOR.... And what do we say? THANKYOU!!!

CC 351: Frankenfudge by biped 3-30-07

Didn't you study the script at all, you moron? This is the scene where you're supposed to drive a stake through my heart! DRIVE? STEAK? TOBOR NOT HAVE DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND IS A "VEGAN." IDIOT!!! JUST TAKE THAT BIG, GNARLY SHAFT OF WOOD AND RAM IT IN!!! RAM IT IN!!! RAAAAAAAAR!!! So, you've decided to turn "Monster Rumble" into a gay-monster-porno film in mid-production? Well, you just can't pass up footage of Frankenstein fucking Dracula in the ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 351: TOBOR enters the drug trade. by El_Phen 3-30-07

Tobor, as my new security guard I expect you to guard my precious drug supplies at all times. Tobor understands. I don't want you to touch any of the amphetimines, they're for the club dealers, same goes for the Marajuna and heroine. The cocaine is kept over here. I've had a really big shipment so you can take as much of my crack as you want. I will.

 You can see the ending a mile off but I think it's good.

CC 351: Toborigin by NeoVid 4-01-07

Tobor, your department's output increased 40% since you were made manager. How did you do it? TOBOR BELIEVES IT IS BECAUSE OF HIS SWIFT RESPONSE TO EMPLOYEE COMPLAINTS. PUNY HUMAN! WHEN TOBOR WANTS YOUR OPINION, TOBOR WILL PULL OUT AND LET YOU TALK! Mmmph mnmph!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1465 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-02-07

TOBOR: Grave-digger apprentist slash necrophiliac... Boy... TOBOR is BUSHED! TOBOR can't believe TOBOR dug up all 1,563 bodies, cornholed them, and then reburied them! [*Whew* ] I wonder what my second night on the job will be like...

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:11pm]

RCL no. 1468 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-02-07

TOBOR: African missionary slash CNN correspondent This is a very tired TOBOR reporting from Zamboobwe, Africa... ...where TOBOR just finished a year-long mission of spreading AIDS. "Uh... Don't you mean spreading AIDS education, TOBOR?" Whoopsie...

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:12pm]

Groovy! - Bark Like a Dog by edoggydog 4-03-07

I need you to hire a new greenskeeper to get rid of our gofer problem... Groovy! (Three days later...) HELLO, MR. GOFER! RAAAAARRRR!! AAAAAAAAAAA!! What's TOBOR doing to that chipmunk? Looks like a "reverse cowboy" from here, sir...

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:10pm]

RCL no. 1476 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-04-07

TOBOR: census taker slash closet Republican Hey... You gonna count me? TOBOR see NOTHING! What do you mean, you see noth- NOTHING!! No wonder we black folk get the shaft when it comes to government benefits quotas! LA LA LA LA LA...

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:13pm]

The Upcoming Erection by The_young_scot 4-04-07

So, now that your running for the president, why should the people vote for you? TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE INJUSTICE, HE WILL CORNHOLE TAXES AND HE TAKES STRONG ACTION AGAINST "NON PATRIOTS" Wait, why did you laugh when I said "make love not war"? TOBOR LIKES TO MULTI-TASK Tobor, what would you say if I told you that I thought your policies were nothing but hollow gestures and thinly veiled threats of sexual violence? TOBOR IS PROUD TO BE A REPUBLICAN

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:09pm]

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

CC 351: Tobor Will Typecast You!!! by not_Scyess 4-04-07

Next! *ahem* I WILL KILL ALL HU-MANS Hey... Tobor? Is that you, Tobor? Oh my god! That's awesome! Say your line for me! No! I'm not Tobor! I'm... Renaldo Jehosephat. Look, I'm here to try out for the Red Robot spot, okay? Aw, c'mon! Say your're going to cornhole me! Raaaarrr!! Hehehe! Six years is way to short a time for that kind of brilliance to go stale!! *sigh* Rar. Tobor will cornhole you.

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:07pm]

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 351: He's moonlighting as a Proctologist by 80_Million_Fleas 4-05-07

...AND GIVE US LORD OUR DAILY RARR, AMEN! Hey, Father Tobor! You SUCK! HEY ORGAN SACK WITH ARMS AND LEGS. PIPE DOWN. TOBOR HAS TO BUY CONDO IN THE KEYS. Pfft. What are you going to do, RAPE ME? IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE CHURCH OF ST. SODOMIN?

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:07pm]

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

CC351: TOBOR the Plumber's Assistant by UnknownEric 3-28-07

Now TOBOR, alls I really need ya ta do is hand me the tools and materials I need when I need 'em. Man, it'll be great to have an extra set o' hands when I'm jamming myself into these tight places. Now give me that smooth pipe.

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 12:04:06pm]

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I has a flavor!

CC 351: Traffic Duty by TheGovernor 4-06-07

[edited by Brad on 04-09-07 at 7:04:28am]

Wish I'd come up with that one.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC- tor bort

TOBOR HATE LEFTOVERS!

by xxausrottenxx, 4-08-07

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Tobor's Brand New Bag by boloboffin 4-08-07

Tobor - New Materials Tester for NASA RAHRRR!!! TOBOR SENSE LEAK IN SUIT -- HOLD STILL! Tobor - New Environmental Consultant for George W. Bush Lemme 'splan our policies. RAHRRR!!! TOBOR GUESS --- BUSINESS AS USUAL!! Tobor - Newest Member of Neilsen Family RAHRRR!!! ANTHONY CLARK STILL GOT IT!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This is looking good. I'll try to judge in the next couple of days; my internet is sporadic and I need time to decide.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Gospel According to Tobor by umfumdisi 1-23-07

AND I BESEECH -- NAY, COMMAND THEE MY BRETHREN... TURN THOU THINE OTHER CHEEK SO'ST I SHALL RAPETH MY BOUNTY!!! BENDETH THOU OVER TO MINE WILL!!! AND WITH A GNASHING OF THE TEETH, AND A GREAT RENDING OF ASSHOLES, THUS SHALL TOBOR CORNHOLE THE WORLD!!! AMEN!

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