Today is my fourth anniversary on stripcreator. This is my obligatory self-congratulatory year-in-review post.

I've Been A Bitch All Week by choadwarrior 5-11-06

I like your tie. Thanks, I like your...uhhhh... ...uhhhhhh... ...taste in men's clothing.

Having Your Cake and Eating it Too by choadwarrior 8-14-06

There's leftover birthday cake in the break room. I'm going to pass. I'm going to have some--I'm starving. Well, you are eating for two. Uh...I'm not pregnant. You heard me.

Rationale by choadwarrior 10-24-06

Whenever a young person dies, I have to remind his loved ones that it's all part of God's plan. So when a fetus is aborted, it's because God wanted it to happen? NO! That's murder! So is physician assisted suicide. So executing criminals is playing God too? No, that's justice. Look, I could care less what you people believe, but you have to get your story straight.

Whacks On, Whacks Off by choadwarrior 11-05-06

What's up? I've spent the day cleaning house. Ugh. I could totally kick Ralph Macchio's ass right now. Because you've been perfecting your scrub-the-floor technique? No, I could totally kick Ralph Macchio's ass.

Looking Down on Creation by choadwarrior 12-23-06

OH! And I know you've been eating Christmas cookies made by other women! Excuse me, but I have to go make millions of children around the world happy now. What about making ME happy? Don't wait up. THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME IN THAT WRINKLY, OLD SACK OF YOURS ANYWAY!

All Wet by choadwarrior 1-30-07

I can't believe after all these years, you're moving away from the beach. I'll miss it, but I'll be back near the water eventually. So you're already thinking of moving back? No, my new place is at the perfect elevation for after the polar ice caps melt. Remember when people used to worry about California falling into the ocean? Lex Luthor just didn't have my patience.

Suck Bot by choadwarrior 2-12-07

My newest invention is a robotic vacuum cleaner. I call it the Roomba. This is truly revolutionary. I even gave it a remote control. GOOD GOD MAN! Do you realize what you've done? I've turned vacuuming into men's work? PRECISELY!

High Octane Comedy by choadwarrior 4-09-07

Yer gas-o-leen pump ain't workin'. What's it doing? Whelp, the directions said, "Remove nozzle, select grade." And? I couldn't find the button for third. HEE-HAW

I Can Finally Make This Comic by choadwarrior 4-30-07

EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE You don't have to make engine noises, the car does that by itself. EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE ...shift gears for me EEEE EEE EEEEE MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM Would you stop pretending that's a shift knob?

Support Staff by choadwarrior 5-01-07

How did your meeting with Accounts Payable go? I was making a lot of headway, then it all fell apart. What happened. The boss came in and undermined everything I had said up to that point. Was I there for that part? As a matter of fact, you were.

Oh, and here's my friendly, gayborhood alter-ego:

Putting the Ass in Astrology by AccentuateNegative 5-03-06

Do you think we could ever get back together? Well, you're a Gemini and I'm a Virgo. What does that mean? It means I thoroughly analyzed the situation and reached a logical conclusion. And? I still love one of you.

Exorcize by AccentuateNegative 6-01-06

I want you to search deep in your heart... Isn't there something you want to ask Jesus? Yes. How did you get those great abs? Cross training.

Only Nixon Could Go to Vagina by AccentuateNegative 9-04-06

I should write a sex advice column. You still think women's private parts are called, "the China." Well, they are ancient, mysterious, and we have no understanding of them. Don't forget that they were closed to Westerners until the Seventies.

Gift Wrapped Package by AccentuateNegative 10-14-06

I have to figure out what to get someone for a surprise birthday party. What kinds of things does he like? I have no idea--I haven't seen him in like six or seven years. Oral sex is always nice. I don't like giving gag gifts.

Die Mensch-Maschine by AccentuateNegative 12-13-06

I was watching Modern Marvels tonight on History Channel. They said Lipton has a teabagging machine. It really is a matter of time before men are completely replaced by robots.

Dressing Up by AccentuateNegative 12-16-06

Hey, what are you wearing to the party tonight? I have no idea. What are you wearing? I figured I'd wait and see what you have on when you come to pick me up... Then put on something nicer.

Marry Me, Mary by AccentuateNegative 2-16-07

Will you, Steve, take me as your husband, let me use your hair product, borrow your shoes, and adopt my dog as your own child? I will. ...and when our sex life becomes a boring, routine ritual, will you let me bring in a third to spice things up, as long as we play together? I will. ...and will you stay with me forever, until someone younger and hotter comes along? Look, as long as it's not "for uglier or fatter," you've got a deal.

Ralph by AccentuateNegative 3-03-07

I can't believe I threw up in your bed last night. You were pretty drunk. I'm SOOOOO sorry. It's okay. So you're not mad at me? I was when you were making the puke angel.

Presidential Ass-pirations by AccentuateNegative 3-06-07

What do you think of Ann Coulter calling John Edwards a faggot? I think she picked on the wrong guy. Because he turned it into a fundraising opportunity? No... He wouldn't be able to talk out of both sides of his mouth about gay rights issues if he had a cock in it.

Great stuff!

Four years! whoo!

I forgot I'd been here two years last month...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.