I like this new type of contest. I suggest this time everyone use this character:

Have fun.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Gi security officer by wizardsfan 5-07-07

What happens when hasbro runs out of ideas you get security officer gi joe Sorry no hats in school

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

funny

UTC 4 in one panel

Nice try Gary but there's a strict no mustache rule in the office damn

by xxausrottenxx, 5-09-07

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UTC 4: Protector of the office supplies by lukket 5-09-07

Sorry Mark, but daddy's going to a meeting right now, so why don't you go see what the security guy is doing at his work. Cool dad. That sure beats watching you go through the budgets in Excel. Somewhat later Whatever happened to you!? Is that Mark's work? What do you mean? You fell asleep on duty again, right? Did not.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

NFL Draft Follies by UnknownEric 5-09-07

Whoo! J-E-T-S, JETS JETS JETS!!! You're into the Jets, huh? Yeah, how bout you? I'm a Lions fan. Ah, that explains the camouflage. I don't actually want anyone to see me and know what a loser I am.

It was a lot funnier in my head.

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I has a flavor!

UTC 4: Stealthy He Ain't by Matt_wolfe 5-11-07

Dave, what are you doing? I am hiding. From what? My Ex. Ok, I will see you later.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Crime Scene Unseen by ladyjdotnet 5-12-07

So you're not going to say anything about the makeup, then? Sorry man, didn't see you there.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Watch this! by ladyjdotnet 5-13-07

Now? Nope. Now? Nope. Now? Dude!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Though Lucky had me chuckling with his entry, the win goes to the writer of this comic:

Watch this! by ladyjdotnet 5-13-07

Now? Nope. Now? Nope. Now? Dude!

I believe he or she is a member of the old guard that disappeared for a while and is now randomly making appearances like a celebrity in hiding who's started getting the shakes from too little media attention.

Or a talking mongoose with an internet connection. That would be cool too.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I am indeed a member of the old guard. There is even a DexX-drawn representation of me in the forumusers section.

Although I might be a mongoose. I haven't checked recently.

I will have the new contest up shortly. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent