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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm a big fan of bukkake and everything, but this is a little ridiculous.

Got any gum?

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I has a flavor!

Congratulations Mrs Smith it's a bo..gir...human...probably.

crackpantherlool, this picture made us think up the word "babykkake" a couple days ago

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what if nigger meant kite

and by "us" i mean me and the baby

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what if nigger meant kite

Haha where did they take the picture, Adam and Eve? See all those cockrings in the background?

I've tried to fit those things on my cock. They're too thick to work well.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Once again, can I just say how much I love the internet? Before the web, if a person were to ask, "I wonder if someone has taken the time to compare sex toys and baby toys?", it would be almost impossible to find an answer.

But with Google, it's as easy as "sex baby toys".

I scored an 8/15. We've got some of those spoons.  They aren't very satisfying for anal sex, let me tell you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I scored 3/15. It told me to stay out of the bedroom. And the nursery.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i scored 9/15 despite this being the second time i took the test and despite the fact i've had 93% of those things up my ass at one time or another last weekend

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what if nigger meant kite

IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTTT!

The first time I saw a Tyco 'Bumble Ball' (reminder:  spiky ball that vibrates, and some models even play "Wipeout") I thought -- hey, baby's first vibrator.

What?  This preceded the Nimbus 3000 vibrating broom by years!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.