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Biped and his penis, Penis. by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

Well, there's a pretty looking lady, penis-- "--What do you think? Should I talk to her, penis?" You douche, you're talking to me out loud! She can probably here you! "-- You better fix this situation and fast!" Right!... Uhm, excuse me ma'am... Was I just talking to my penis out loud?

Biped & Penis: "The Art Show" by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

So, you like art, eh? I like art. Yeh, sure, it's okay. Okay, man, here's your chance, just be cool. Coooooool, okay?- "-- Just be smooth, now." I- I think art is a lot like hot sex with women, which I love to have, by the way!

Biped & Penis: "The Road to Traction" by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

I want to cum in your hair. What the hell you doin', man ? Did I tell you to say that shit? NO! Now... Biped... Biped? "Biped, what's going on up there?" Dyke.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Biped & Penis: "Band-Aid Time" by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

So how did it go at the arca- Holy Shit! What happened to you? It was one of those fucking lesbian arcades. Bitch fucked my face up pretty good. "And, dude, my fuckin' dick is killing me!" I'M VOMITTING BLOOD!!

Biped & Penis: "An Interesting Proposition" by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

Well, hello there! Fuck! So, uhm... Your ass... no... It's a nice day out and I thought we could... exchange... Do you wanna kiss me? Fuck! This isn't working. Yah?... Yah... Y'know, following her home DOES sound like a good idea-- What?! Oh. Fuck!

Biped & Penis: "A Subplot For Sister Sara" by ArtemisStrong 5-17-07

Uhm, Professor Frasier? I gotta problem... And I'm only coming to you because I respect you as a teacher... What is it, Maura? There's been a guy following me around town... and he's got this problem... and I think he's really stalking me... Alright! Did you hear that Schmecky?! This might be our chance! Uhm-- Huh? I'm here to help. Do you want me to beat him up for you?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I am overwhelmed by the originality.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My dong enjoyed these comics, and so did I.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I achieved wood.  Very funny!

Whoa...dude, have you been, like, following me around or what?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I hope that the pride I experience while reading these isn't too sinful.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

'The Road to Traction' mad me laugh. Since I have 2 broken and one cracked rib right now, it hurt.

Yet it was worth it.

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Kill Whitey.

"An Interesting Proposition" is shockingly accurate.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Legend of Biped and his penis, Penis. by ArtemisStrong 8-30-10

Well, it appears Biped finally admitted to all his friends and family that he was a coprophiliac. It's good to hear he finally came out of the water closet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAR HAR HAR HAR HEE -ahem- Yeah... So... Apparently he does roll his dick around in warm shit. He told me it "gives it that special flavor."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Biped and his penis, Penis in "The Google is for Smut" by ArtemisStrong 8-30-10

"Did you mean NUDE Kathy Bates photos?" Hmmm. I guess I did. >click< Oh. Oh my. Penis, I am so sorry for letting Google© hijack my browsing. I am so sorry Penis. Penis? "Penis?" Moh.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Ribbed, for turd pleasure.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."