1) This news story:

Scientists kill mice with dance music

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Before now I have kept my age secret to all. As my birthday is coming up on the 7th, I will reveal it to you all soon. But first take your best guess.
DragonXero- you may not guess. You know why.

(Here comes all the people saying Deisel was my friend and I'm 12 and all that crap).

Wonderful news.

Now can you please take your shot on the serial comic please.

People are waiting.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I didn't realize it had been moved.
Sorry.

Public Service Announcement #1 by israphael 9-25-01

... So the faggot gets back in the car and says to the other one, "We're in luck. He wants to settle out of court." I guess that is amusing in some sort of twisted way. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! Cripes! Ouch! That hurts! Somebody help me! Get him off of me! Help! Remember, homosexuality is funny... until it happens to you.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

PSA by ObiJo 11-03-01

I was asked to take a moment and share some handy advice about riding Phoenix's public transit system. Don't.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Isn't that what this site is about?

Public Service Announcement by kaufman 5-15-01

Phnoggg urgggh glnkhgh bzzflpt! Zwlkblbl rhhnmmlikhj. Khnqlgghh Jrrghhnknkr cute little fluffy bunnies cuddle-wookums glehhnkolhar smuughnght. Yecch! One out of every ninety-two Cthulhus has Tourette's Syndrome. Won't you please help?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I hereby award this plaque to Ken Kaufman...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

17.
HA, none of you came close.
Coincidently this is my 340th post.

I was 17 in 1982.

Sigh.

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What others say about boorite!

I was...

*counts on fingers*

*takes of shoes - counts toes*

*looks around - takes off pants - counts privates*

23 in 1982.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And here I was thinking that most of the old-time strippers were only geezers by SC standards...

I'm very sorry that the first thing I thought after reading those posts was "They're twenty years older than I thought?"

But I'm still proud to be a young snot, you fossils.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I was born in 1987.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I had smoked approximately 49.5 pounds of pot by the beginning of 1987. And very little since. Is this your fault?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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17.
HA, none of you came close.
Coincidently this is my 340th post.

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I need to get older faster. Kidding.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'll be 19 on the 10th.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll be 27 on the 27th.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Freeky.
:)
I remember when I was 10.. that was weird. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

ill get my coat

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

And that was just the New Year's Eve party.

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What others say about boorite!

Not bad, you were over 23% of the way to Nate Newtondom.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Not bad, you were over 23% of the way to Nate Newtondom.

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Kripes! Not all at once! I meant over my life to that date. And of course it was an guess based on buying patterns and when they changed. You never buy all you smoke and you never smoke all you buy - it was a communal thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet