Just been making some comics and wondering.

Need a break? by lildeucecoup 5-16-07

Everyday they make coffee, but no one makes any tea? Why don't you make tea. Because I don't know what tea is Bruce! Oh... Do you know what tea is? I do.

 

Diet Pepsi by lildeucecoup 3-27-07

Look man, I need the rent. You've been late every month with your rent and I'm fed up. I'm really sorry Travis. Things have just been real rough lately. You're a doctor man. How hard is it to come up with four hundred dollars a month? Hey, the underground abortion market in this neighborhood isn't what it used to be buddy. Yeah, I heard they finally caught that gang of roving rapists. Well, you get that money to me when you can. Thanks alot buddy.

Lease Renewal by lildeucecoup 4-01-07

I admit, it's a bit of a fixer uper, but she's a real sea bass. Sturdy. Real sturdy. I'll take it. When can you move in? I've been living here 15 years.

Plumbing Problems by lildeucecoup 5-18-07

Sir, that toilet on the far right is so clogged that I'm afraid I'd rather pass on the job than even bother trying to fix it. Is it impossible to fix? Not impossible... It's just so stuffed full of shit and hair that I'd rather not bother. I see. Another plumber might fix that without complaint, but I'm afraid I'm just not the plumber for this job. I'm starting to get a vibe that says you aren;t a very good plumber.

Plumbing Problems 2 by lildeucecoup 5-18-07

Howdy there. Just coming to check on that backed up toilet. You get that fixed yet? I'm working on it sir. The last plumber we had in here wasn't the most competent. It should be fixed shortly. I'm not sure how to make this any clearer, but.... I need to take a shit. You know... You could just use one of the other toilets. I could use another toilet, just like you could find another job. I'm willing to elt you shit in my mouth if it means I can keep this job. My wife... She's a bit of a whore.

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You don't know what I got... .

I like them. A word too far here and there mind. I think you show promise young cunt.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Lease renewal and Plumping Problems 2 were both great! Keep up the good work!

 Diet Pepsi was good, but I would have omitted the last line and moved the other lines over (which would require switching the characters' places).

I am not championing you or anything but here are some more of (bolding mine) your comics that I dig? dug? dag? Just what is the past tense for 'dig'? 'Dug' sounds like you stopped digging them and 'dag' is Australian for 'twonk'.

The King and I by lildeucecoup 5-16-07

Didn't I tell you to have all this paperwork filed by thursday? I'm really not sure who you are. I'm the king. I don't work here. This is an art gallery. The artist has chosen to have random stacks of paper everywhere to prove that we are nowhere near being a paperless society. Shouldn't you be filing this somewhere? You're a silly head!

Cookie Sale by lildeucecoup 5-15-07

Hi, I'm going door to door trying to sell cookies for my daughters girlscout troop... If you're going door to door then what are you doing in my backyard? I just noticed you standing here and I figuered I'd walk up to you instead of going to the door. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I have a wife inside who doesn't care about money and would buy as many cookies as you want? Ummm... Do you have a wife inside who doesn't care about cookies and will buy all the cookies I want her too? No.

Zombie Trailer Park by lildeucecoup 5-16-07

We checked ever trailer in the park for a fire, but all we found was this one stray cat. Nah, now I done heard zombies. Were you biten? Excuse me? WERE YOU BITEN!

Do not fail me. For remember, I am championing you. From behind. Yes, in the ass ok? Fucking hell!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Thanks alot for the kind words. I'll do my best to make you proud smamurai .  I'll post up more when I get the chance.

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You don't know what I got... .

I am certain that if you had never been born, Zombie Trailer Park would never have been written. Or anything even close to it. That being said, it is awesome.

Did I ever tell you about the time John Cusack sat in my chemistry class and did a Strongbad impression?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hunter S. Thompson was invited, and came to, my 5th birthday party.

gabe_billings

That's quite the coincidence. John Cusack sat in my chemistry seat while filming some of High Fidelity at my High School. I didn't know he could do a Strong Bad impression. The best Strong Bad impression I ever heard was from this old queen on the internet. The guy wouldn't stop talking about wanting to be a fireman someday. I wonder whatever happened with that.

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You don't know what I got... .

I think he's doing some all-tranny version of Annie Get Your Gun off-Broadway.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm glad to hear that it all worked out for him.

Memorial Day 2007: God Bless America by lildeucecoup 5-28-07

Take it from me, pirate dads just don't understand. by lildeucecoup 5-16-07

Hey dad. Hello son. Still not a pirate? No. Not yet. Shouldn't you have graduated from pirate school by now? I've had some grade issues and going to school gives me anxiety attacks! Throwing thousands of dollars away for you to go to pirate school gives me anxiety attacks.

Job Interview by lildeucecoup 5-27-07

Hi, I'm Ben. I'll be conducting this interview. Hi, I'm Teddy. Alright, so what makes you think you'd be right for this position? I love people. You know what I mean? Well, I'm afraid you're hideous and I won't be hiring you, but thanks for coming in. Thank you for your time. I left several copies of my resume with your secretary incase you change your mind.

Job Interview by lildeucecoup 5-27-07

Hi, I'm Ben. I'll be conducting this interview. The name be Zekiel. Zekiel? Is that amish? I'm afraid we use electricity here. Actually, I'm just a big fan of amish culture and I had my name legally changed and I sorta dress like this alot. Well alright, I won't be hiring you cause you're weird, but thanks for your time.

Dissapointing Space Jesus by lildeucecoup 5-28-07

As head guy at NASA I've decided to send you to the moon and meeting Jesus. When I was young, I always dreamed of going to the moon. This is just like my dream, but Jesus wasn't wearing a space suit. Uhhh... Hello my child. Why are you on the moon? Why are YOU on the moon? And whats the deal with the space suit? The moon is where my dad sent me as punishment for all of your mortal sins and I need a space suit to breathe on the moon.

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You don't know what I got... .

i liked them all so much i had crustaceans for dinner.

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Kill Whitey.