Since nobody ever enters my contests I think it'd be a good idea to find a way of subconciously coping with that sense of rejection. How? By issuing a challenge so difficult nobody will dare enter anyway: 

Make this prop funny.  I've never caught it in the act of making me laugh and I don't think I ever will.  No restrictions on photoshopping, panel numbers, etc., because I honestly don't think this can be done. 

 

CC 355 - Template

by crackpanther, 5-22-07

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I feel the urge to repeat myself:

CC 227: A sheep in search for her father by lukket 1-03-04

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CC 355: Beam This Up by biped 5-22-07

DAMN IT, Scotty! Get off your FAT FUCKING DRUNK ASS and BEAM US THE FUCK UP--FUCKHEAD! Note to self: never piss Scotty off right before transport.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 355: They're Always After Me Lucky Charms by gabe_billings 5-22-07

So you said this was some kind of industrial accident? Simmons fell into the Lucky Charms mixing vat and got kinda chewed up along with the rest of the dough. That doesn't sound too pretty. We pulled out a big wad that we think has most of him. A chunk of his left leg might have slipped through to packaging, though. I'm never eating cereal again.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC 355: What if Maude was one of us? by 80_Million_Fleas 5-22-07

Weeelll... Alright. Time to populate the Earth with animals. Let's start with.. a cow. BUZAPP! Moo. Awesome, awesome. Let's try a fladangle. Bu---*achoo!* Nurk nurk! Oh snap, a fuck up. Hope Maude isn't watching.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

CC355: Artsy Fartsy by UnknownEric 5-23-07

*sigh* I tried, Jim, but I still don't get modern sculpture.

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I has a flavor!

CC 355: Aburrido, NM by lukket 5-23-07

This town is boring. Nothing ever happens. Mind the tumbleweed. Haha. Wait, what? Right behind you. Told you.

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CC:355 - Imparting mutated wisdom by TheGovernor 5-24-07

And that son is how you shave. Thanks dad Just make sure your aftershave compliments your foot odor neutraliser, and you'll be sweeping women off their hands in no time

Bad Cloud by TheGovernor 5-24-07

Barry, have you been eating humans again? No Mum, honest! Don't lie to me my young cumulonimbus, you're grounded for a week Awww Its not fair

Holy hell, more than one person actually made me laugh with that shit prop, but only The Govnernor made me laugh twice. Time to change your name to THE Governor, because YOU WIN!

Wow Cheers. New compo up soon