I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish:

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To: brad@stripcreator.com
From: Godado.it Pay-per-Click Marketing (info@godado.it)

Buongiorno,
mi scusi se Vi disturbo, ma ho appena visitato la Vs. home page e ho pensato di scriverVi.

Forse non ci conoscete ancora, ma noi di Godado abbiamo il metodo piu' efficace
per la promozione on-line e sappiamo come aiutarVi a raggiungere i Vostri
obiettivi di traffico e visitatori.

Volete garantire al Vostro sito la maggiore visibilita' disponibile on-line?
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Volete sfruttare uno strumento di marketing flessibile, completo ed efficace?
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Godado.it, motore di ricerca UNICO in Europa per il suo metodo di pubblicita',
e' gia' utilizzato da 5.000 aziende italiane ed e' uno dei primi dieci
motori di ricerca in Italia, addirittura terzo per preferenza dagli
utenti di Dooyoo.it e Ciao.com Italia, dopo Google e Altavista.

Godado funziona con un semplice meccanismo che Vi permette di scegliere la
posizione nei risultati di ricerca. Voi potete quindi scegliere sia le parole
chiave piu' adatte a descrivere i contenuti del suo sito, sia il valore da
attribuire a tali parole.
Questo e' il modello pubblicitario di Internet sul quale dovete
puntare: pagare per visita e non piu' per esposizione!

Le aziende che iscrivono il proprio sito a Godado.it pagano solo se
il navigatore accede al sito dai risultati di ricerca di Godado: e' il cosiddetto "pay per click". E il costo per visita con Godado parte da meno di 100 lire (0.05 Euro)!

In questo modo Vi consentiamo di beneficiare di un effettivo ritorno
dell'investimento, controllabile giorno per giorno autonomamente
attraverso un accesso a Voi riservato da password.
L'investimento minimo per iscriversi a Godado.it e' di solo 100 Euro e
rappresenta il sistema piu' conveniente di pubblicita' in Internet oggi
disponibile, e gia' sta rivoluzionando Internet.

Investire in Godado.it e' come acquistare una carta prepagata, poiché
il credito diminuira' ogni volta che sara' utilizzato, ossia ogni volta
che il vostro sito ricevera' una visita da Godado.it.

Venite a provare oggi stesso, non ve ne pentirete.
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Per finire, potete anche usufruire di passaggi esclusivi nella nostra popolarissima newsletter chiamata -TopSites, i migliori siti della rete- con gia' piu' di 100 mila iscritti: un immediato boom di visite gia' solo dopo poche ore dalla spedizione!

Grazie per l'attenzione. Per maggiori informazioni, non esitate a contattarci.
Possiamo anche farVi contattare da un nostro responsabile.

Per intanto,
cordiali saluti.

Godado Italia Srl
Pay-per-positioning Search Engine
Marketing e Comunicazione
http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special

Leggi che cosa dicono di noi:
http://godado.it/godado.pperl?Keywords=godado%20italia&w1=99&URL=immedia.it

English Version
http://www.godado.com
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Questa e' una comunicazione esclusiva, unica e business to business
diretta agli autori ed operatori del settore Internet interessati ad aumentare la visibilita' del proprio business on-line in modo intelligente ed efficace.
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www.bradsucks.net

Actually, it's Italian. Babelfish gives this translation:

Buongiorno, me excuses if You disturbance, but I have as soon as visited the Vs. Home Page and have thought about scriverVi. Perhaps you do not know to us still, but we of Godado have the effective method piu' for the promotion on-linens and know like aiutarVi catching up Your objectives of traffic and visitors. You want to guarantee to Your situated greater visibilita' available on-linens? http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special You want to take advantage of one instrument of flexible, complete and effective marketing? http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special Godado.it, ONLY motor of search in Europe for its method of pubblicita', e' gia' used from 5,000 Italian companies and e' one of the first ten motors of search in Italy, quite third party for preference from the customers of Dooyoo.it and Ciao.com Italy, after Google and Altavista. Godado works with a simple mechanism that allows You to choose the position in the search result. You can therefore choose you are the words key piu' adapted to describe the contents of its situated one, you are the value to attribute to such words. This e' the advertising model of Internet on which you must head: to pay for visit and not piu' for exposure! The companies that enroll the just situated one to Godado.it pay alone if the navigator approaches the situated one from the result of search of Godado: e' the so-called one " pay for click ". And the cost for visit with Godado Euro leaves from less than 100 Liras (0.05)! In this way we concur You to benefit of a effective return of the investment, controlable day for day independently through a classified access to You from password. The minimal investment for iscriversi to Godado.it e' only 100 Euro and represents the convenient system piu' of pubblicita' in Internet today available, and gia' it is rivoluzionando Internet. To invest in Godado.it e' like acquiring one prepaid paper, since the credit diminuira' every used time that sara', that is every time that a your situated ricevera' visit from Godado.it. You come to try this very day, ve ne you will not repent http://www.godado.it/promote_i.vep?special In order to end, you can also have use of of passages exclusive rights in our most popular one newsletter called - TopSites, best the situated ones of the network with gia' piu' of 100 mila enrolled: an immediate boom of visits gia' only after little hours from the shipment! Thanks for the attention. For greater information, not hesitated to contattarci. We can also farVi contact from a our responsible. In order while, cordial salutes.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Im so tempted to translate this as "We are an Italian web marketing company. Give us money to advertise your site".

But ive stayed in Italy , and i know how it should be translated.

"We are an Italian Web Marketing company (in name only). We will advertise your site on another website which has nothing to do with your website. Then , after your made you inital payment , we will sell this contract onto another , smaller company , who will in turn , sell it onto another smaller company , and eventually , if youre lucky , youll end up being advertised on a Ukranian porn site.

Regards

Massimo (Becuse Every Italian managerthat ive ever met is called Massimo).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Im so tempted to translate this as "We are an Italian web marketing company. Give us money to advertise your site".

But ive stayed in Italy , and i know how it should be translated.

"We are an Italian Web Marketing company (in name only). We will advertise your site on another website which has nothing to do with your website. Then , after your made you inital payment , we will sell this contract onto another , smaller company , who will in turn , sell it onto another smaller company , and eventually , if youre lucky , youll end up being advertised on a Ukranian porn site.

Regards

Massimo (Becuse Every Italian manager that ive ever met is called Massimo).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My statement of "But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish" still remains true then.

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www.bradsucks.net

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But ive stayed in Italy

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But ive stayed in Italy

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...."which is different from Glasgow in thousands of ways, all of which I will tell you about right now."

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I'm too drunk and too stoned. Help.

Arent you supposed to give some kind of respectable persona in case you bring the image of the paper into disrepute?

BTW , whats the release date on Jay and Silent Bob strike back over here anyway?

Anyone know?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers.

J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe.

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I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers.

J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe.

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Of course, it should be J&SBSB, not J&SBSC. And I only just realised that the 24th of August has already passed.

Time for bed, methinks.

I bought the whole series on DVD for like 30 bucks.

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Of course, it should be J&SBSB, not J&SBSC. And I only just realised that the 24th of August has already passed.

Time for bed, methinks.

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You write for a paper, Andy? I thought you had some skill job, like brick layer...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No such luck.

[Click to view comic: 'The Critic Trap']

I wish I'd thought of pretending to be a journalist when I first registered for this site. I could have been a food critic or something.

Like Diner Tec.

After I thought of pretending to be a married, 27-year-old full-time uni student, my limited imagination was completely exhausted.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's some crazy imagination you've got there, fella!

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I think the Evening Times is disreputable enough thanks to the atrocious Animal Crackers.

J&SBSC is released on the 24th of August, I believe.

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Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

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I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish:

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I get tons of these letters. But they've pretty much always not been written in Spanish:

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shame on you, Brad! Only Americans are supposed to be so ethnocentric that they can't discern languages that aren't English.

Please surrender to the nearest RCMP officer and move immediately to Iowa.

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