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Mr. Wonderful
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One day, the aliens kidnapped a little girl named Sally and a man named Joyd Jorlorff, and switched their bodies.
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| MOMMY, HELP ME! I'M SO SCARED, MOMMY! MOOOM-MMYYYY!!! | |
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| YAAAAAAAA!!! JOYD JORLORFF!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, JOYD JORLORFF!!! | |
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| Look, asshole. I'm Joyd Jorlorff. Now get me that fucking Wilson file or your fucking dumb ass is fucking fired. | |
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| Y-Yes, Mr. Jorlorff. (???) | |
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| I'M SO HUNGRY, MOMMY!!! PLEASE FIX ME SOME DIN-DIN, MOMMY!!! MOOOM-MMYYYY!!! | |
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| LEAVE ME ALONE, JOYD JORLORFF!!! | |
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| You're on final fucking warning, you no-good, shit-for-brains, cocksucking motherfucker, and the next fucking time I tell you to do something, you'd better fucking jump. You got that, asshole? | |
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| I'm s-sorry, Mr. Jorlorff... (sob) | |
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| I'M SO SLEEPY, MOMMY!!! PLEASE READ ME A BEDTIME STORY AND PUT ME TO BED , MOMMY!!! MOOOM-MMYYY!!! | |
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| HELP!!! POLICE!!! HEEELLLLPPPP!!! | |
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| Duration of experiment has elapsed. Return human test subjects to normal. | |
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| OH, MY GOD--SALLY!!! MY DEAR LITTLE PRECIOUS SALLY!!! OH, MY SWEETUMS!!! THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK!!! | |
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| I hate you, Mommy. You were mean to me and I hate you. I HATE YOU. | |
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| Well Birdwell, now that "Mr. Happy" is back, we can resume our usual employer/employee relations. Bend over and drop 'em. | |
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| Y-Yes, Mr. Jorlorff... (tremble) | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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