I am also leaving stripcreator... FOREVER (slam!)
I wish I could say it was because it was because I need to concentrate on my new duties as Ambassador to Sweden or something but, well, the simple truth is that I just can't be seen with you losers anymore. Your well-deserved rep as a bunch of basement-dwelling, nose-digging geekanerds just doesn't mesh with my own widespread reputation for studly awesomeness. My friends are starting to wonder why I'm slumming around with a bunch of Pointdexter-looking, clip-art comic making rejects. Here I am, awesome dude extraordinaire, watching the kids from the short bus play with finger-paints. It's ridiculous.
So au revoir, and here's hoping you all make it out of your parents' basements one day. I mean, assuming you people don't have some rare disease that makes you disintegrate at the touch of daylight.
Here's is my absolute last comic... EVAR!!
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.