A little poll:

I was just in the parking lot at the rum store when Danzig came on my satellite radio, which I've had for four months but only just now caused me to fucking sit there and rock my socks off. Like zoned-out eff the police rocking out. When's the last time you did that, and to what song? I don't mean like you heard something you liked or had a good time while some tune was playing, I mean ROCKED - like the next day you looked at all the empty squares of tin foil and were like 'we dropped all those last night?!' Rocked like that.

Just today. I was listening to some song by the Sleepytime Gorilla Museum which totally rocks. They are going to be in Fort Worth on Tuesday at the Wreck Room and I WILL BE THERE.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

the sheer awesomeness of that band name has forced me to look them up on google

The best time was when I saw Van Halen at the Armadillo World Headquarters in Austin, between the release of their first and second albums.  Michael Anthony was doing a long bass solo and ended it by playing the first eight notes of "Runnin' With The Devil" with his teeth.  In the same concert Eddie played "Eruption" and kept looking at us with a big smile on his face, like he couldn't believe it either.  That night was just about my biggest rock out ever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The other night I rocked out so hard that fucking Slash knocked on my door at 3:00 AM and told me I might want to take it down a notch. A friend of mine was doing so much blow that he literally arced out and burst into photons right before my eyes. The rest of just laughed and started rockin' twice as hard as before. Then the cops tried to shut us down. We must have taken out seven or eight police cruisers with firebombs before the night was through. It was crazy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

what is this rockin out of which you speak?

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Kill Whitey.

Probably the other night while driving to the bar rocking out to Party Hard by Andrew W.K.

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Poop.

Every time I hear Ministry's "Stigmata," I want to break shit. Kick something till it busts.

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I has a flavor!

I saw Daft Punk live at a festival last night. They have a giant pyramid made out of lights and I was leaping about like a buffoon to the entire set.

bipedBiped has given us a glimpse of his/her true age. If this is indeed a true story. It just doesn't have the ring of truth that his Abe Lincoln essay did.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I trust biped's essay on Abe Lincoln.  I think he was there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I too wish to rock and roll and f the man. I find most satisfaction in style of rocking out.

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What others say about boorite!

It's the weekend! I'm going to rock out with my cock out. Y'all might want to back up two or three feet.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I rock hard in the mornings

-- red

Zaster

To make room for all the girls with magnefying glasses?

BADA BOOM!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Rock without irony has become impossible. Any pretense to authenticity on the part of rock musicians, critics, or fans can today signify only one thing: fraud. And that is why I have filled my iPod with accordion music.

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What others say about boorite!

Rock is the devil's music anyway. So I fill my iPod with Satan and cut out the middle man.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

boorite

 Accordions rock.  Almost as good as harpsichord music.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

What's the use? All the best clavichord players die in bus accidents anyway.

pita

Lego Harpsichord

Coincidentally, I was rollin' in my 6Fo' the other night when Danzig's "Twist of Cain" came on and Rocked My Freaking Brain Off! I don't even remember how I made it home from the grocery store, uh, whorehouse.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I just had an awesome idea for a song I've been working on. So I rocked out pretty hard

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