FTC 113: Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns. by wizardsfan 7-14-07

Hello Ž—¢Žz rember me

 rules are simple

*someone has to be scared of a clown(or the clown scared of someone ).

*the Ž—¢Å½z part of the comic be changed to any name you want.(it was supposed to be a symbol but it didn't paste right).

* extra ponts if you use the pharse "then i got my wings and i never even knew it".(a line from Marilyn Manson,> Antichrist Superstar > Mister Superstar)

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

Aw, c'mon, somebody enter the contest.  It's the FTC, fer cryin' out loud!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

why don't you?

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

FTC 113. Live Free or Clown by Xuanwu 7-19-07

Hello, Mr. Anderson, remember me? Uh, what? You set me free. And now I've come to repay the favor. Wait... I remember. I put money in your cup when you were dancing on the sidewalk. Yes. You paid the bond that kept me a prisoner. And now that bond shall be passed on...to YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!

wizardsfan

FTC 113: "Puppy" Lopez by biped 7-19-07

Hello, Matador Mel. Remember me? AAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!! "PUPPY" LOPEZ!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! "PUPPY" LOPEZ!!! Welcome to "The 'Puppy' Lopez Show", Matador Mel. And you say you see this "Puppy" Lopez character everywhere? Si, doctor, I-- AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 113: Neun und Neunzig Luftballons by NooniePuuBunny 7-19-07

Hello, Johnnie. Remember me? Get away from me! You're that thing that keeps eating everyone. I've got balloons, Johnnie. They float. They ALL float down here, and you'll float too! NOOOOOO! Dont worry, Mr. King, where you're going, there arent any scary clowns... well cept for John Wayne Gayce.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Disbelief Man 10 by Xuanwu 7-21-07

Hello, remember me? AH! I DISBELIEVE! You cannot disbelieve the truth. The truth of the clowns...and our vengeance. Pudding! NOOOOOOOOOO!

FTC- One day at a soap opera audition by xxausrottenxx 7-22-07

Hello Gary, do you remember me? NEXT! its my hair, isn't it?

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A Sting in the Tail (FTC 113) by Boring 7-22-07

Hello bay-bee, do you remember me? I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge! What´s this? My body acts against my will! Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours! Nooooooo, let go! - What? ... Oh, just a terrible terrible nightmare! ... But if it was a dream why is my bunghole bleeding?

A Sting in the Tail - Alternate Ending (FTC 113) by Boring 7-22-07

Hello bay-bee, do you remember me? I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge! What´s this? My body acts against my will! Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours! Nooooooo, let go! - What? ... Oh, just a terrible terrible nightmare! ... But if it was a dream why is my bunghole bleeding? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A Sting in the Tail - Alternate Ending 2 (FTC 113) by Boring 7-22-07

Hello bay-bee, do you remember me? I sure do, Sodomo the clown. Turn around and prepare for my revenge! What´s this? My body acts against my will! Hah! You shall take my mighty sting like I had to take that clown stick of yours! NOOOOOOO! OH!? WHY DID TOBOR DREAM HE WAS SODOMO THE CLOWN? TOBOR HAS TO CORNHOLE HIS THERAPIST TO FIND OUT.

and the winner is boring and every body else got seconed

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

Awesome. Thanks.

Next competition should start on Monday or Tuesday.