Stanley Recalls His Troubled Childhood by biped 7-27-07

(sniff) Waaa-haaa-haaaaa!!! Mommy...(blubber) mommy... they teased me...about my name again... oh, they were so mean...(sob) Well, I just don't understand it. "Stanley" is a very common name. Hello, principal's office? This is Agnes Scroatmuncher, and I'd like to report-- (snicker!!!)

Stanley Reports A Traffic Violation by biped 7-27-07

I'll need your name for my report. Stanley Scroatmuncher. "Scroatmuncher"? Look, I know it's a weird name--I'd like to get through just one day without someone cracking wise about it, okay? I used to know a "Jazzbo" Scroatmuncher. Any relation? Yeah, he's my aunt.

Stanley Runs For President by biped 7-27-07

I'm sorry, sir, but with a name like "Scroatmuncher", you will never--EVER--be able to make a successful bid for the Presidency. Well, we'll just see about that. "Cast your vote for the future of America. Cast your vote for me... Stanley Scroatmuncher." "Scroatmuncher"? BWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA--HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Well, Mr. Scroatmuncher, you've just been voted "America's biggest laughingstock." I see. Any chance of that landing me the cover of Time?

Stanley Searches For "Miss Right" by biped 7-27-07

I'm sorry, Stanley, but I won't marry you. There's simply no way I'm going to spend the rest of my life as "Vicki Scroatmuncher." But, Vicki...is it really that much worse than "Munson"? How'd you do it, Dad? How'd you find a girl who--wait a minute! Mom's maiden name was "Goatblower"! I, Stanley Scroatmuncher... take this woman, Bonita Corpsefucker...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

excellent Biped, simply excellent.

one small detail: dennis kucinich will always be america's biggest laughingstock

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Kill Whitey.

Thank you, and yes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

noooooooooooo! Ive been creating a comic since last year or so (old account) called Officer Stanley. Same spelling ha. Ironic. Although I dunno if my stuff is as funny as yours, but check them out.

What's Officer Stanley's last name?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Moatscruncher. Why do you ask?

(I voted one of these comics BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE). 

Never really thought of that, but im thinking more that stanley is his last name.

His name is Stanley Stanley? 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, it's Mario Mario