My first contest - boy, I hope I don´t screw this up.

Here´s the template:

 

FTC 114 Template: Farmer Bob Is At It Again! by Boring 7-30-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again!

There´s only one rule: You have to keep the left pig, its dialogue bubble and the background of the first panel. The rest is up to you.

I´ll judge the contest in two weeks. If there´s not at least three entries I might expand that period.

Play Dixie For Me by DrMorton 7-30-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again! Yep. Recreating civil war battles with farm animals. It´s degrading. Also farmer Bob is so not convincing as Robert E. Lee. Fuck, he has that poor old horse Charlie play Ulysses S. Grant again. This is torture. Charlie can hardly walk anymore. Hmm, where did Charlie get this hand grenade? Oh, look at that! I did not think you could pull the safety pin with a hoof. I guess the South lost again. I don´t recall anyone in school telling us that General Lee lost both his arms and legs in battle.

Puerco! by Namgubed 8-09-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again! What, is he redefining animal husbandry, or making crop circles? No. Oh, is he trying to create the world's largest Jiffy Pop by building a huge bonfire next to the corn silo? No, I mean he's splitting his infinitives! You're starting to really annoy me.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Two pigs in front of a barn by RedfeatheR 8-09-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again! What? Raping the cow? noo... that's his son Raping the horse? No, that's his daughter. He's the one just standing there watching oh... Why is he punching himself in the stomach?

FTC 114: Boring Farmer Bob - a tribute by AnIntellectualMind 8-11-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again! You mean like making dirty comics on stripcreator.com again? Yes, since he got that computer he hasn't fucked any of us, right? Right. By the way, his style reminds me of somebody, don't you think?

Farmer Bawb - The Insertion by wankered 8-13-07

Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again! *grunt* *moooo!* Beautiful, isn't it? Such elegance.

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Signature? Why, havn't we all made the move to chip & PIN!?

Okay, so it´s judgment day. This has been a good competition, I rated everyone good.

The winner is: Namgubed

Hooray!   ... but what was up with the ratings?  One minute,  it's a 10 with 5 votes, the next, it's a 6 point whatever with the same number of votes ... guh???

Anyway, I'll have a new FTC up soon!

Really!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown