Hey, a variation on a theme.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Not only has this thread been done, but it was done with an actual Greek statue. I'm pretty certain that Michaelangeleo's David was some Italian bloke.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

i wont even begin to tell you whats wrong

but this will

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

You get the idea. Anyway, I hadn't a clue about the other thread.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

NEWBIE!

I always felt sorry for the little guy. Unfortunately, the procedure involved some advanced grafting.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Michelangelo, the guy who sculted that statue, was Italian.

David, the subject of the statue, was Jewish.

Getting the idea now?

Besides, the Colossus of Rhodes was a much better gag.

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I ah, *gee hyuk* ah dunno, that's a purty powerful huge chunk o` ciphering, mistuh! ... *eh hyuck* Gorsh.... !

Yeah, but.... I don't think that they found King David, arsed him out of his grave, slapped some body filler on his skeleton and then asked him to stand very still. I think the model may have been Italian, too.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Sorry Bunner, that wasn't actually directed at you. Sure, Michelangelo probably used a model, and almost certainly an Italian one (though you have to wonder where the hell the "Italian Stallion" cliche came from). I was referring to the Biblical figure it was based on.

More generally, I was pointing out that the statue is about as Greek as Margaret Thatcher.

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Yeah.... I'm just in a goofy mood. sorry.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I ah, *gee hyuk* ah dunno, that's a purty powerful huge chunk o` ciphering, mistuh! ... *eh hyuck* Gorsh.... !

Yeah, but.... I don't think that they found King David, arsed him out of his grave, slapped some body filler on his skeleton and then asked him to stand very still. I think the model may have been Italian, too.

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You'd be surprised. Michelangelo was a nice Italian boy who ... knew some people who were pretty influential. That David job was nothing for him. He did have to call in a few favors, though, to get God and Adam to come in for the Sistine Chapel job.

BTW, bunner, you've got some good comics; who models for you?

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This better?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

My, doesn't that look familiar...

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Is this new?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I stood up and applauded my screen reading this entire thread, pure class!

Spankling, I can't praise you enough!

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Dad was flammable

*blush*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Phallic.org"?

Isn't that a bit redundant? And whose been drawing dirty pictures of me in a toga?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I thought it was me for a minute, but I'd never cut off 4" for a damn painting.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Must... caption... picture...

- Contrary to popular belief, length and girth are irrelevant, as is "how you use it". What girls really want is weight.

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