this one kind of reminded me of the old Alphabet Soup series i did, but without the devil's capitalization. hope you like

Dr. Jones and me 1 by mandingo 8-25-07

hello, Dr. Jones... or should i say, Dr. MENGELE! you didn't capitalize the r who am i, you ask... wait, what? the r. shouldn't it be, "or should i say, DR. MENGELE!" no, i was putting the emphasis on the surname since it's so universally reviled reviled? i thought you were talking about good ole Pete "Fly"ball Mengele down the hall

Dr. Jones and me 2 by mandingo 8-25-07

no, i'm NOT talking about Pete "Flyball" Mengele. i'm talking about YOU actually, Dr. Jones! it's "Fly"ball actually because of your negli... what? you said Pete "Flyball" Mengele, it's actually Pete "Fly"ball Mengele. that's asinine. Flyball's his nickname. what possible reason could you have to put quotes around Fly but not ball? ball is his middle name

Dr. Jones and me 3 by mandingo 8-25-07

then why isn't it Pete "Fly" Ball Mengele because the nickname came from a lazy flyball he dropped in a company softball game aha! then it should be Pete "Flyball" Mengele! "Flyball" is the nickname, regardless of what his middle name is! except that Pete's a real stickler about wanting people to always include his middle name when they say his name why would he care? well, he dropped a saltine-sized tab of acid in college and created a sport called Peteball. i guess he likes reliving the glory days

Dr. Jones and me 4 by mandingo 8-25-07

so since he makes you say his middle name, you go with Pete "Fly"ball Mengele because Pete "Flyball" Ball Mengele sounds retarded exactly could this get any more confusing! actually... your 4:30's here, Dr. Mengele. thank you, Karen.

Dr. Jones and me 5 by mandingo 8-25-07

none of this has anything to do with why i'm here! why are you here, Dr. Mengele? i'm not Dr. Mengele, you're Dr. Mengele! no, i'm Dr. Brown no, you're Dr. Jones! i thought i was Dr. Mengele

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Dr. Jones and me 6 by mandingo 8-25-07

so you're saying you're not Dr. Jones?? nope, i'm Dr. Josh Brown could it be? could it be that i've forgotten the face of the man who ruined my life? the man i've sworn revenge against? no idea. let's grab a brewski and figure it out so then "Fly"ball's all, "infield fly rule, infield fly rule!" and the team's like, "you're 10 feet from the warning track, Pete!" HAHA!

Dr. Jones and me 7 by mandingo 8-25-07

christ god jesus, how much did we drink last night? about half of lake superior you were magnificent, by the way. so gentle. and to think, i confused you with that animal what did he do to you anyway? he was high on coke and botched my mother's abortion. i slid down her leg and into the sewer, living like a monster, the only thing keeping me alive, my sworn vengeance for Dr. Dan Jones Dan Jones?? ...this probably isn't the best time to tell you i'm known as Josh "Dan Jones" Brown for booting a routine grounder in the 3rd.

Dr. Jones and me 8 by mandingo 8-25-07

it was a really craggy infield

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someday i hope to be able to maintain a story thread for that many comics. well done.

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Kill Whitey.

thanks, i used to only be able to get to about 5 comics but then i sold my soul to Dick Clark

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We meet again, mandingo. Or should I say OBi-jO?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyalleither one's fine, just so you stop saying it to my breasts. my eyes are up here

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"This series is A-okay." -- Gus Grissom

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"CHRIST GOD JESUS MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!!!!" -- Roger Chaffee

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