It's time kids for the legendary adventures of our favorite cannibals, Chief Togie and Um Yum. Enjoy, parts 1-13 are up.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 1) by CJF 8-27-07

We're lost, Um Yum. It seems so, Chief Togie. You know this is a pretty bad situation for you. If we're lost any longer, I'm gonna get hungry and then as Chief you will be eaten. I guess I better find us a way home then. Or find a pot.

I found these strangely compelling. It's a pity stripcreator doesn't allow for multiple facial expressions, the way these characters are written they'd really come alive if you had more tools to work with. Still, keep up the great work!

---
Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

there are some good ones in there. nice job on keeping the theme strong through so many comics also.

i will rate you good. until you express an opinion i don't agree with.

just kidding.

maybe.

---
Kill Whitey.

Injokester: Thank you for the feedback. When I was writing them out, I was thinking the same thing - I wish I could change their expressions.

AngryAmerican: Thanks, I was actually only planning to do a five panel joke but then I kinda just decided to do an actual storyline instead. :)

Oh yeah, I hate vodka. Now you may rate me poorly. ;)

I've completed the Adventures in Snowland saga, parts 1-28. :) I'll write up their next adventure when I get an actual idea as to what they'll do next. ;)

Till then, here is a new one and my first one.

Forbidden Love

Although James and Debra loved one another, they knew society would never accept their interracial relationship.

by CJF, 8-29-07

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Cannibals at Large by CJF 8-27-07

Hello Um Yum. Well hello there, Chief Togie. Do you know what's funny about this comic? Nope, what's funny about this comic, Chief Togie? Well the comic only shows above our waistes so no one can see that we're rubbing our penises together. Yep, that is kinda funny, Chief Togie.

The walrus and the carpenter,

were walking hand in hand.

Said the walrus to the carpenter;

"If only the law would understand".

---
Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

It took some searching, but that verse should actually read

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Were walking hand in hand.

If only, said the Carpenter,

The Law would understand.

2 pages after page 71, The Papperbok.

Also, I made this:

It's a bit rough, but I couldn't find my slr.

---
Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Ha, that's great, Injokester. Well done. Legos are great, it's neat to see my writing done in them. Thanks. :)

I decided to post the whole story line so it could be read in the forums without needless clicking. :P

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 1) by CJF 8-27-07

We're lost, Um Yum. It seems so, Chief Togie. You know this is a pretty bad situation for you. If we're lost any longer, I'm gonna get hungry and then as Chief you will be eaten. I guess I better find us a way home then. Or find a pot.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 2) by CJF 8-27-07

Well, we're still lost, Um Yum. You know what this means. I know, Chief. Will you give my wife a last message for me? Nope. Will you give my son this family necklace for me, then? Is that gold?! ...

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 3) by CJF 8-27-07

Um Yum, look out behind you! It's a polar bear! Quick run! Ahh! The white man has bred bears to look like himself now! Run faster you idiot! If that bear gets you I'll go hungry! I'm so glad to hear you care, Chief Togie! Don't run too hard or your meat will get stringy! Wouldn't that suck?

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 4) by CJF 8-27-07

Damn that bear can run, good thing we're used to running away from white things trying to kill us. I'm so glad to be alive! Actually, with me still hungry I think you're techically classified under "Walking Dead". ... I'm so glad to be walking dead? Yeah, it would have been a bitch to fight the bear for your body.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 5) by CJF 8-27-07

We've been walking for hours, we're doomed! Wait, what's that, Chief Togie?! A forest? No, you fool! It's a large collection of trees gathered in the same area! We're saved, we can eat BERRIES!! BERRIES! That's right, fatten yourself up on those berries. I'm a genius, I'm getting the turkey to stuff himself! BERRIES!

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 6) by CJF 8-27-07

That's it, pack them in! Oh, these berries are so good, Chief. Why aren't you eating? Heeheeheeheehee. Chief? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something? You're... making me uncomfortable.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 7) by CJF 8-27-07

Eat more. But I'm full! Pack the berries into your cheeks if you have to! Did you hear something?! Yes, it sounded like... ...like...

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 8) by CJF 8-27-07

...Like... ...like... ...Like... ...like... ...Like... ...like...

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 9) by CJF 8-27-07

...Like... You have no idea what it sounded like, did you Chief Togie? I don't hear you coming up with any suggestions! A pink donkey.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 10) by CJF 8-27-07

Excuse me? A pink donkey. You don't believe me! Well if you're so sure, lead on! We'll all get a big laugh outta this before I eat you. You mean the berries.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 11) by CJF 8-27-07

Yes, the berries... Of course. Look there! Hahaha! You were completely wrong! ... That's not a pink donkey!

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 12) by CJF 8-27-07

It's a small woodland creature riding a pink donkey! Man you were wwaaayy wrong! Partial credit? My ass. Come on, let's go hit it with a stick and see if it reacts in a friendly manner! ... I am Chief Togie of the Teekoreewaytoobebebop cannibals and this is a stick. Aayaah! You have been poked.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 13) by CJF 8-27-07

Aren't you going to do something?! Hello down there. The ass speaks! No, you have it wrong. It is I, Garth Darkwing, the cock riding the ass.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 14) by CJF 8-28-07

Hello, Garth Darkwing. Hello, Chief Togie. It is a pleasure to meet you. No, the pleasure is all mine. Say, I was just wondering... Are you per chance hungry? Hungry? Boy am I! Do you enjoy... berries? BERRIES!

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 15) by CJF 8-28-07

How'd it go, Chief Togie? Let's just say your off the menu, Um Yum. Hang on, here he comes. Eat up, Darkwing, pack your little bird belly to overflowing. Oh, the berries feel so good going down. You're doing it again, Chief. Heeheeheehee.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 16) by CJF 8-28-07

Chief Togie, when are we going to eat the bird? We, Um Yum? Yeah, you and I, ya know, eating the bird... So you, uh, don't eat me.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 17) by CJF 8-28-07

Bwahahahaha! Bwahahaha! I'm getting the feeling you aren't telling me the whole story. Bwahahaha-heeheeheehee! I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 18) by CJF 8-28-07

Who else could I be talking to? Garth, my newest bestest friend, of course. You just met him! He can't be your best friend! Yet it seems like I've known him for years. You make no sense, Chief. Or are you just afraid that I make too much sense?

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 19) by CJF 8-28-07

You're a lousy Chief. There, I said it. I can't believe what I'm hearing! Me neither, I've always held your wisdom in the highest regard. Thank you! Just speaking the truth.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 20) by CJF 8-28-07

Let's be honest, how many Chiefs have ever gotten lost in a snow storm and chased by a polar bear in a Tropical climat? Well of course it sounds bad when you put it that way! How can you even possibly make THAT sound good?! I'm the first Chief ever in Teekoreewaytoobebebop history to ever lead us into a snow storm and be chased by a polar bear in a Tropical climat. That doesn't make it better... I'm the first, Um Yum, that's histoy right there pal.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 21) by CJF 8-28-07

The first baby, number one! Sing it loud, Garth. THE FIRST BABY! YEEEAAHH! HISTORY IIIINNN THE MAKIIINNNGGG! WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUUUUS! Just because you have a bird singing it doesn't make it true. I always loved dinner theatre...

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 22) by CJF 8-28-07

I'm just gonna come out and say it. I could be a better Chief. Hahaha! I told you Um Yum was a kidder. Oh man, when you're right, you're right. Hahaha! Heehee-aaahhh, hoheehee!

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 23) by CJF 8-28-07

Oh weeheeeheehee - err, is something the matter? "When I'm right, I'm right"? Uhhh... I'm always right, and I thought we were close. We're still friends, we're still close!

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 24) by CJF 8-28-07

And don't think I've forgotten about you, Um Yum! I didn't. If you think being Chief is so easy, then go right ahead. Let's see if you can find us a way home! I'll take that challenge! Oh, you've been challenged! If I had a white man's hand with a glove on it, I'd smack you with it.

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 25) by CJF 8-28-07

So? What, Um Yum? You know, Chief Togie. Know what? We're home. And?

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 26) by CJF 8-28-07

I got us back. Back? Yeah, back. From the artic snowland you got us lost in. Oh, we were out somewhere? ... Are you talking about the hunting trip last month? I don't recall snow...

Chief Togie and Um Yum: Adventures in Snowland (Part 27) by CJF 8-28-07

No... The trip you took us out on a few days ago. Snow, polar bear, pink donkey, bird, ring any bells? Not ringing a bell. Are you sure you're not misremembering or lying? Probably lying, right? What?