I don't want this to get lost in the sea that is the announcements thread. Today is my 6th stripperversary. Let's have a party. I'll eat the cake.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

HAPPY STRIPPERVERSARY CHICKA!!!

ENJOY!!!

 -- red

my 5th is jan 25th 2008

yay

This isn't about you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

it is now

Happy Stripperversary, chicka!

/bold, just how you like it

bike

whoa, you spelled my name wrong. you illiterate fuck!

congratulations to you both. now stop tongue kissing

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what if nigger meant kite

i stand in awe of your longevity. congrats

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Kill Whitey.

Yay! Happy Stripperversity..er versary....er anistripperversidy....ummm..

More Cake!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Sign my chest, chicka!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

You misspelled "show your."

Kidding.  Congrats, chicka!!!

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I has a flavor!

Wow, you've been here longer than Brad. Congrats!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfumdisihe'd have won if they'd installed computers at the turkish bath a little sooner

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what if nigger meant kite