Sorry if this has already been done before. 

Not all that sorry, though.  I mean, really.

Anyway, this was my second comic.

"BAD NEWS FOR JEFF" starring Jeff and Ying-Yang by biped 11-21-01

Oh drat...Mona's leaving me for the mailman... Serves ya right, shithead! I have nothing left to live for...whatever shall I do? Why don'tcha kill yourself, dumbass? OW!!! OW!!! I'm dying... Cool!!! Can't wait to rob your corpse, ya big butthead!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Looking through my archives, this is the first non-contest one I could find with the character:

Maniac Hentai Mansion by Xuanwu 4-16-06

"Congratulations on winning a vacation for one to Maniac Mansion." "Be sure to stop by the bathroom to see Cousin Ted. We've even got a radiactive pool in the back!" "PS. Don't bother with underwear. The tentacles rip it off when they anally violate you. It's just their way of saying: 'Hello!'"

Apparently, I've never used him having a nail in the head. To rectify this, I made a new comic:

Doctors Enjoy Others' Suffering 2

Hey, Doc, it hurts when I do this. Then don't do that.

by Xuanwu, 8-31-07

i have no idea where mine is, and im sure it's crap anyways

It Had To Be Done by boloboffin 10-08-06

Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker