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Mr. Wonderful
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| Goodness gracious, do I ever have to defecate! Good thing I'm out in these woods, and...oh my, I have to go RIGHT NOW! | |
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| NNNNFFFFF!!!AHHHH...OH, YESSS...OH, WHAT A RELIEF...GOSH, DOES THAT EVER STINK...OHHHH--GAAAAAAAA!!! | |
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| ...and so, I sincerely hope your little girl wasn't adversely affected by what she inadvertantly witnessed. | |
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| Oh, hell no...we watch your "Captain Wanker" videos all the time. She's seen you EAT shit!!! | |
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| DARN IT, I did NOT eat that...err... "doo-doo"! They were supposed to put a disclaimer in the closing credits, and-- | |
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| CAPTAIN WANKER! Oh, may I see your dick? And would you wank it for me, please? | |
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| No, I will NOT "wank" my--OH MY GOD!!! NNN-GOW-AHHH!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! UNNNNGGGHHHH!!! | |
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| Look, Ed...some kind of huge, white BLOB just sailed down the street!!! | |
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| GOOD LORD--it's headed right for Muffy Feldman's birthday party!!! | |
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| (gulp) That was AWFUL! Oh, and my pants are dripping with..."goo"...I'll have to duck into this building and take them off! | |
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| There, that's bet--YAAAAAAAA!!! | |
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| And the prophet said unto them--HOLY BUFFALO SHIT ON A PIXIE STICK!!! | |
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| "Tonight, on 'America's Most Embarrassing Hidden Camera Videos'...a CAPTAIN WANKER SPECIAL! | |
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| That's Captain CHIP, darn it--OH, MY GOD, THEY EVEN GOT A CLOSE-UP OF MY TESTICLES!!! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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