A comic thread of my very own.

Some recent stuff... 

Short Horror by Hatrix 9-09-07

Wake up! You were screaming! THAT'S IT! Tomorrow we're taking that thing down and burning it.

Summa Cum Laude Too by Hatrix 9-07-07

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ TheGovernor/401906/ Hehe. Do you believe in Murphy's Law, Trix? Believe in it? I've got a Phd in advanced Murphology. I've seen the diploma.

Accidentally Discovered Intermittent Specialized Super Power by Hatrix 9-07-07

And the number five has left the pack behind! Damn! Yes the five has sailed ahead and ... Hit the wall hit the wall Hit the wall hit the wall Hit the wall hit the wall Hit the wall hit the wall Hit the wall hit the wall Hit the wall hit the wall hit the damn wall! Oh my GOD did you see THAT? The five is STILL flipping and OH! DAMN! Wow! Ok they're putting the fire out. He's ok but that car is done for the night. Sweet.

Times Are Tough by Hatrix 9-06-07

Are we supposed to tip?

Pop Quiz: Driver's Ed by Hatrix 9-06-07

Go. Stop. Go like hell so you don't get the red.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

nice

And a few more...

No No... After You by Hatrix 8-29-07

I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had! I'm in here... You first.

Death 'n' Denial by Hatrix 8-29-07

Hi. Welcome to the after life! Go away go away go away go away go away go away... I'm not seeing you just go away... Hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmm hhmmmmm not looking at yoooouuuuu. Would you like some coffee? Uh... hello? fuck! I don't care what kind of crap you used to believe, nobody buried our bones just to "test" your stupid faith now GET OVER IT!

Death 'n' The Door Man by Hatrix 8-29-07

The lord is just testing me. You are a hallucination. No. You're dead and I'm the welcoming committee. HA! What kind of sense does THAT make? Why would the LORD send an abomination to greet me at the gates of heaven? First of all I am NOT an abomination and secondly... ...who said this was heaven?

Death 'n' Semantics by Hatrix 8-29-07

I am not dead. If I were dead I would be in HEAVEN where all the faithful go. The LORD will show me the way I am SURE of that. Why do I get all the crazies? Fine, believe what you like. I'm just a greeter. No one said anything about sticking around to help you with your mental illness. It's not a mental illness it's called FAITH. Potato, poTAHto...

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Finishing up :D

Death 'n' Humor by Hatrix 8-29-07

Oh hi. Still looking for those pearly gates? I don't know who you are or what you've done to me but I DEMAND you let me leave IMMEDIATELY! Oh you can check out any time you like... but you can never leave. What? Sorry. I've always wanted to use that line. I love the Eagles. !#%*#@!

Death 'n' The Eye of a Needle by Hatrix 8-29-07

Look I'm a minister. A loyal servant of GOD. If I have passed on then I SHOULD be in heaven! Well I'm sorry to burst your 'holier than thou' bubble, but heaven is a myth. So is god. The afterlife is a neutral place. There MUST be a final judgement! There simply MUST be. There isn't. And I can prove it. Oh? Well you got in didn't ya?

Death 'n' The Details by Hatrix 8-29-07

How can this be? No heaven? No hell? What happens to the truly evil people when they die? Is there no justice at all? Just because there's no god doesn't mean there isn't any justice. How is that possible? Everyone gets the afterlife they deserve. So hitler... ? ...is the most popular toilet we've got.

Motel SixSixSix

Think anyone heard that?

by Hatrix, 8-29-07

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

All are quite good, but Motel SixSixSix turned my light on.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

'Cause we'll leave the unholy light on for ya !

[Be prepared to give up your soul if you want the key to the mini bar]

:D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

no no, you first was brilliant.

also death and semantics and motel666 amused me mightily.

thank you.

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Kill Whitey.

It's been a while and I felt like sharing...

whether you like it or not.

:)

Sydney Prepares For Papal Visit by Hatrix 7-03-08

Somewhere at a brothel in Sydney's red light district... Ok yeah you'll do fine. Why don't you and your little friends go try on the costumes? They're in the back room. Ok. What the hell are you doing? Didn't you hear? The Vatican Entourage is going to be in town for a visit! http://afp.google.com/article/ ALeqM5jiYcdOGio2S0jQntJo-WPf36gIwA That explains why you hired the "altar boys" but what about the swastikas? We're hoping the pope will drop by.

Happy Canada Day! by Hatrix 7-01-08

Dude! Happy Canada Day! High five! Isn't there supposed to be a mapleleaf here? Wait ..what? It was there a minute ago. Happy Canada Day! Did you say "Maple" leaf? *cough* Hey man, take this and pass it down.

Life In Three Panels by Hatrix 6-04-08

..ehehehehe That was funny. Hehehehe yeah... Hey! Come back! Wait! I didn't mean to offend you! Oh you didn't!... ...I just want to get it down on 'Strip Creator' before I forget!

Strip Creator Goes Offline by Hatrix 6-02-08

*refresh*....*refresh*... *refresh*...   ?    ??  *refresh*....*refresh*... *refresh*...  !?   !!  *refresh*....*refresh*... *refresh*... *sob* It's only been an hour!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Old Family Recipe by Hatrix 5-24-08

Somewhere in a busy bakery... Dave?... Dave? Happy 70th Bday Man! Hey Dave, are you cooking the brownies for the Tommy Chong birthday party? Dave's not here man.

Easy Access! by Hatrix 5-17-08

Babe, if I slipped into a coma would you ... pull the plug on me? Of course not! Oh honey I love you too! Surprise coma sex!

A Tool For Every Job by Hatrix 5-17-08

And this will be your station. Yeah. Hehehehe This will do fine yeah. Oh yeah. How does a freak like you land a private office and a specialized job? Just lucky I guess. We never needed a department for laytex and auto erotic related incidents before. *wheeze* Yeah. Heh. Hey man bring me today's files and some lotion!

My Cat: Super Wimp by Hatrix 5-17-08

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaAAAAaa aaaAAAAAAAAAAA! AaaaaaaaAAaa AAAAAAAAAAaaaa AAAAAAA!!!!! Hon, the chinchilla has apparently escaped again. HA! Yeah I heard!

Two sets for the price of one. [when is a bargain not a bargain] ;) 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I still like 'No no, you first' more than most of the comics on this site.

I wish I'd thought of it first.

But then again I wish I was 7'5", could turn my skin to steel and throw tanks around and stuff.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Thank you :)

I often wish I had come up with some of the comics I've seen. Some strippers are incredibly clever when it comes to the use of the artwork.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

if you time a surprise party juuuuust right, this is the end result

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what if nigger meant kite