I've been working on this series over the past month, and I'm in the mood to share. Hope you enjoy!

Family Man #2 by bike 8-07-07

These new birth control pills are totally messing with my period Yesterday, all I did was spot, but today my flow was really thick... almost like mucus. So, what do you want to do for dinner?

Family Man #4 by bike 8-24-07

visiting the in-laws... So... you know how to do that photoshop stuff, don't ya? I don't like where this is going... 'cuz I got these pictures that I took... of myself... and you could, you know, make some things bigger or like, remove sores and stuff... must..not.. throw..up.. in..mouth.. I wannt put 'em on craisglist, you know... get me some of that MILF pussy everyone's talking about! too late

Family Man #5 by bike 8-25-07

visiting the in-laws... Would you like to say grace before dinner, dear? ummm... no thanks Oh that's right. I forgot that you're a godless heathen that will drag my dear granddaughter's soul into eternal damnation with you well, it could be worse... at least you're not Catholic

Family Man #6 by bike 8-26-07

I hope that visiting my family wasn't too traumatic let's see... your uncle is a total pervert, your grandmother thinks I worship the devil, and everyone else calls me 'homo' because I like diet soda my cousin said you were cute... oh yeah, which one? the one with the meth problem did you ever think you might have been adopted?

Family Man #7 by bike 9-06-07

Parent-Teacher Conference Day Hello, I'm Mistress Poisontears. I'm your daughter's new teacher... umm, hello Your daughter is very talented. Last week during arts and crafts, we made paper maché mausoleums and hers was the best! well, I suppose that's nice... So, how did it go? we need to start going to school board meetings

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Oops! I didn't realize that I couldn't cram all of my stuff into a single post.

Family Man #8 by bike 9-08-07

Was that your mom on the phone earlier? Yep. My sleazebag uncle got arrested for exposing himself to his coworkers... Is he going to have to go to jail? Actually - he convinced a judge that he is a sex addict. Not only did he get the charges dropped, but he got put on permanent disability. So he gets money from the government, and he can flash people with impunity... don't get any ideas

Family Man #9 by bike 9-10-07

Were you able to fix my DVD burner? Yes I was; it was actually kinda cool... Your DVD drive didn't recognize the brand of discs that you bought, so I hacked the drive's firmware and built in a new media block. Pretty neat, huh?! You do know I stopped listening at "yes" - don't you? yeah, I figured

I pretty much loved all these comics.  And I like bikes, too.  So double win for you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

yeah. these were all well done. great flow, consistent punchlines.

it was just like reading the 'pro' strips in the paper, but funny.

i must now give you a clever rating comment.

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Kill Whitey.

If a comic could make you orgasm these comics would make me orgasm.

crackpantherDitto.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Obviously, y'all've never tried dipping these comics in lotion and rubbing them on your cocks.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I finally got around to updating this thread; I'm also throwing in a few other strips that do not warrant their own thread.  Hope you like 'em!

Family Man #10 by bike 11-07-07

Can I stay up until ten o'clock, Daddy? Pleeeeaassee! Sandy's dad lets her stay up until eleven! No, sweetie. Sandy's dad is only trying to be cool because he and Sandy's mom just got divorced. So, when parents get divorced, they let their kid do whatever they want so that they'll be the kid's favorite? yep, most of the time... Daddy said that your butt was huge and that he's going to go out for drinks with his old college girlfriend and that all your casseroles taste like poop. Just thought you'd want to know...

Family Man #11 by bike 4-17-08

So how was your weekend? Pretty awesome, actually. I finally convinced my wife to "try something new" if you know what I mean... no... fraking... way... yep... I finally convinced her to start using Ubuntu dude, you are totally my hero. PLEASE tell me you took pictures... she made me promise not to share them

Family Man #12 by bike 6-26-08

Hey man, I'm gonna be late for the poker game tomorrow. I promised my daughter that I would take her to see Kung Fu Panda You'll have fun, dude. That movie was really good. I didn't know that you have kids... I don't.

This one is not part of the series, but it is in a similar vein, so I felt like including it

We stopped selling breakfast at 10:30 by bike 9-17-08

Son, when I was your age, if I saw a pretty young girl, I would think "I wonder if she's easy?" And then, when I got older and had a family, if I saw a young girl, I would think "I wonder if she babysits?" And now, when I see a young girl, I think "I wonder if she'll change my diapers when I'm in a nursing home?" So you see, son - your perception of things changes based on what's important to you at that time... FINE! I'll sell you a goddamn egg-and-cheese biscuit, just stop with your boring-ass stories already! and don't be forgetting the senior discount now...

Where it says,  "I wonder if she babysits?", I read it at first as "I wonder if she has babytits?"  I don't know, is that Freudian or something?

Anyway, these are funny.  I've been meaning to look into that concept one of these days.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Family Man #13 by bike 9-25-08

My friend Mark's bachelor party is this weekend. You don't have a problem with me going, do you? (ugh) There's not going to be a stripper, is there? Nope, even better... an all-night GoldenEye tournament! I modified my N64 controller to give me an increased firing rate, so I am totally gonna kick ass! Strippers are women who show you their boobs. You do know that, right?

Here's a few more - hope you enjoy!

Family Man #14 by bike 3-05-09

My family is coming to visit in a few days; we need to make sure the house is ready You mean like locking the liquor cabinet... hiding the jewelry... boarding the cats... ha, ha... very funny, mister comedian Wait, those are actually pretty good ideas... I'll go pick up a few extra fire extinguishers

Family Man #15 (visiting with the in-laws) by bike 3-31-09

Now that you're on the school board, you make sure not to hire any of them homosexuals, else they'll turn all the kids gay... Homosexual teachers aren't really a problem - it's the Furries that you have to watch out for I've never heard of a Furrie before; what do they do? Well, basically all these people get together and they dress up like animals... a few minutes later... and that's when she passed out Good thing you weren't explaining adult babies; that probably would have made her head explode

Family Man #16 by bike 6-16-09

I think that you should join more extra-curriculars. It would be good for you to have more team activities and make more friends and... here comes the wharrgarbl... Are you even listening to me?! Frak this, I'm gonna go play Mario Kart... I just do not know how to communicate with her anymore! It's like she just ignores anything I say - like it all goes in one ear and... wharrgarbl time again...