Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

stripcreator forums
Jump to:

Stripcreator » General Discussion » Super Happy Fun Weapon Thread!

Author

Message

AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

inspired by HCroyall's recent posts concerning the transformation of car parts into weaponry, this thread is for all the deranged, paranoid weapon freaks out there.

for all your stabby, shooty, cutty, bludgeony needs.

here's some of mine:

My newly purchased Badger blade. yes, i opted for the polished happy-pretty finish as opposed to the more believable 'workman's' finish. sue me.

 my ridicously huge silver maple warclub. goes by the name of Cranial Doom. thing weighs about 10 lbs. so basically i get 1 swing. if i hit, i win. if i miss, i die.

god i love this thing...

my cudgel sized viking 'tavern stick'. again silver maple done up in some runework. i forgot what the rune trail says because i was high most of the time i was working on it.

i put hammered copper or brass caps on the ends of all my pieces, initially to prevent wear on the walking staves i made and for the look of thing thereafter.

and last but not least, my trusty S&W .44 for all those occasions where a manual approach just isn't practical.

---
Kill Whitey.

9-18-07 3:33pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

---
Poop.

9-18-07 6:47pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


not_Scyess
not laughing with you

Member Rated:

I'm just waiting for boorite to post all his penis compensations here.  Although AngryAmerican's sexual inferiority complex will be a tough one to beat.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

9-18-07 9:17pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

how very Freudian.

---
Kill Whitey.

9-19-07 12:31am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

i shoot it with my hand horizontal, all gang banger like

---
what if nigger meant kite

9-19-07 12:42am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Smurph
Visit me in Port Grove

Member Rated:

AngryAmerican

 Did you just take the piss out of yourself? Or are you being deliberately ironic?

9-19-07 2:24am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

irony? what the hell is that?

---
Kill Whitey.

9-19-07 4:26am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

wait, doesn't that describe an object?

as in : "he stuck the sword through my gut and it felt all irony and stuff..."

yeah. i thought so.

---
Kill Whitey.

9-19-07 4:28am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:

I've never really felt a need for weapons. I generally just wave my huge penis around in order to intimidate foes.

Oh, OK -- I actually have a Sturm Ruger .357 (sob!) It's pretty much identical to this:

I also have a runestaff not unlike AngryAmerican's (don't ask). It only has a basic runic "alphabet" on it though -- no hidden messages. It no longer summons storms or shoots lightening bolts since I stopped sacrificing to the dark gods of yore.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-19-07 6:54am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

Member Rated:

Umm, I have a hockey stick...

---
I has a flavor!

9-19-07 7:09am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


not_Scyess
not laughing with you

Member Rated:

AngryAmerican

Sorry.  On second thought, I don't see why the inferiority complex that compells you to collect weapons and post pictures of them has to be sexual.  Maybe you were just beaten as a child instead of beaten and raped to the rhythm of showtunes while you wore an ET mask.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

9-19-07 7:10am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


crackpanther
Recreational User

Member Rated:

I'm so sick of the 'if you this' then 'you must have that' as a 'child/teenager/altar boy' horseshit. The guy posted a picture of a STAFF with fucking RUNES on it. If that's too tough guy for you then I just don't know what to tell ya, other than to say I think that people dorky enough to show off their medieval weapons are about as secure in their personalities as one can get.

9-19-07 1:43pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

thanks Cracky.

....i think.

 

-not scyess: i'm glad all my inadequacies amuse you. i started this thread solely for your entertainment.

makes me wonder what you collect....

-zaster: nice fucking gun.

---
Kill Whitey.

9-19-07 1:52pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


not_Scyess
not laughing with you

Member Rated:

AngryAmerican

Dust, mostly.

And sometimes welfare.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

9-19-07 3:27pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

not_Scyess

Sorry. On second thought, I don't see why the inferiority complex that compells you to collect weapons and post pictures of them has to be sexual. Maybe you were just beaten as a child instead of beaten and raped to the rhythm of showtunes while you wore an ET mask.


Hey hey! It's a troll!

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-19-07 3:29pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


The_young_scot
Makes out like a Lesbian

Member Rated:

I wield two flaming puppies, their gruesome visage and appalling whimpers of pain do their best to make ones enemy uneasy.

I'd post a picture but for some reason no one will come anywhere near me to take a picture whilst I pose. Go figure.

---
The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

9-19-07 3:59pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

Member Rated:

The_young_scotSuch awesomeness cannot be captured on film and a camera, even a digital one, would melt from the strain of trying.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

9-19-07 4:15pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

The_young_scotso you're the one that beat me out for that NEA grant

---
what if nigger meant kite

9-19-07 8:35pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:

9-19-07 11:06pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

Member Rated:

9-19-07 11:31pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

"is that you pen? its a nice fucking pen..."

 

-Joe Pesci, Casino

---
Kill Whitey.

9-20-07 6:48am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

Member Rated:

your pen goddamnit. your.

---
Kill Whitey.

9-20-07 9:33am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

crackpantherw0rd, different strokes.

get it! strokes!

little sword humor there.

i'll let myself out.

---
what if nigger meant kite

9-20-07 5:52pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

---
Poop.

9-20-07 11:28pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:

His geek rays seem to be overwhelming her nerd defenses.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-21-07 2:36am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » General Discussion » Super Happy Fun Weapon Thread!


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks