I thought you all should know two things. One is that the comic below is my 2000th comic under this account. The other important milestone you should know is in the first panel.

[Click to view comic: 'Grunt Work']

congratulations on number 2000 and number 2

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what if nigger meant kite

If Ryker is Number One, who's Number Two? Worf, because he's brown?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This will always be my choice for No. 2: