"The Choice Is Yours" is my clever way of saying that I'm giving you a choice between three different opening panels.  They're all crappy, and any one of them alone would be even more noticeably crappy, but together their combined crap tends to alleviate the individual crappiness of each one.  Here, look at them:

FTC 120: Template by biped 11-04-07

ARRRRR!!! I'll try to do better next time, Mr. Feldman. It's hard to go from piratin' to retail. Well, see that you do, Roger. And this is the last time I'm going to remind you about wearing a tie. Guess what, Mommy? I just invented PUSSY-FLAVORED MOUTHWASH! OH, MY GOD!!!!!! Excuse me...where is the "pee-pee" room? I have to "pee-pee." It's right through that door (snicker!) Just go on it and whip it right out! (chuckle!)

Now, choose one and make a comic.  The comic must begin with the panel you choose, and it must be three panels long.  If you refer to the little girl by name, it must be "Sally."  Photoshop is allowed, but if you use it you will be disqualified.  If nobody enters this contest, you will be disqualified.

I will judge this contest in one week, unless I decide to judge it in two weeks.  If no more than two people have entered it by then, you will be disqualified.  If nobody enters by then, both they and you will be disqualified. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Never let it be said that power went to biped's head.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Let's get this shiznit on the rizzle.

FTC 120: Marketing niches, nooks, and crannies by themushroom 11-04-07

Guess what, Mommy? I just invented PUSSY-FLAVORED MOUTHWASH! OH, MY GOD!!!!!! No cats were harmed in the making of this product. It just tastes like a soft cute kitty. Oh... Okay. *sigh* Hopefully it doesn't leave fur in your mouth or contain cat-spit. *haha!* My next project will be a MINTY-FRESH DOUCHE! OH, MY GOD!!!!!! THAT IS SO-- uh, actually... Please hurry with that one!

 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

FTC 120 by boloboffin 11-04-07

Excuse me...where is the "pee-pee" room? I have to "pee-pee." It's right through that door (snicker!) Just go on it and whip it right out! (chuckle!) Hm-hm-hmm. It's a very spacious "pee-pee" room. DEAR CHRIST IN HEAVEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PETUNIAS!!!! Evidently, the lady doesn't like her petunias pruned. (snort!)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Okay, well, I guess this is the point where I announce that I'll be judging the contest soon and make the traditional call for "last-minute entries." 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

I guess someone else better enter so that one of these guys can win. I'll give it a shot:

FTC120: From Piratin' to Retail. by kane2742 11-12-07

ARRRRR!!! I'll try to do better next time, Mr. Feldman. It's hard to go from piratin' to retail. Well, see that you do, Roger. And this is the last time I'm going to remind you about wearing a tie. ARRRRR!!! Enough about the damn tie already! Gee, you don't seem very jolly, Roger. You did not just go there. Totally did.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

I enjoyed all three of these entries and would like to thank everyone who entered.  To me--you're ALL winners.  You know, figuratively.  Not literally, of course. 

But I had to pick one, so I chose "Marketing niches, nooks, and crannies" by themushroom.

Take this contest...please!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm on it. *bowing* Please do not stare at my tent pitching.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.