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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Isn't that rubber a little too wide for even that behemoth?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Well I certainly feel inadequate... I can't do the backstroke to save my life.

Ba-DUMP-shah!

"Hiyooo!!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

-that's one hell of an act, what do you call yourselves?

-what the shows would be like if Sea World got NEA funding.

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what if nigger meant kite

That puts the YOW into beastiality.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FREE WILLY!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

-looks like Shamu is giving birth to a moray eel.

 -from now on, I'm going to tell women I'm hung like a killer whale!

-"Today, they made me stroke off Shamu.  And, I kinda liked it.  Does that make me gay?"

-after the trainer gave Shamu a handjob, Shamu tried to return the favor by giving the trainer head, but ended up biting off his nuts instead.

-- Pamela Anderson saw this picture online, and booked a flight to Sea World immediately.

-- The set is prepared for what would surely be Fear Factor's most talked about episode.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The_young_scot

Moby Dick?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"What a dork!" the gay oceanographer exclaimed, more out of excitement than derision.

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Where's a blow hole when you need one?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Shawn's visit to SeaWorld turned out more memorable than most people's when he found himself immersed in the seedy underworld of aquatic mammal bukkake.

Shamu found it very memorable as well.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Every time I look at that picture, I think of Mandingo...

He is also a big dick with no balls! ZING!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

and every time i look at it, i think of Zaster, because of... he... uh...

HURTFUL BITCH!

*runs off sobbing*

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what if nigger meant kite

The_young_scot

Don't you mean glory blow hole?

Bob's joke about "needing a magnifying glass" to see others' penises, which he'd been using since kindergarten, was no longer effective.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

This was the easy part.  The hard part would be emptying the plastic back into his roommate's milk carton without his noticing.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

choad's stint at Sea World was short-lived

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what if nigger meant kite

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SUCK IT!  'BLOWJOB' IS JUST AN EXPRESSION, ASSWIPE!!" cried a sexually frustrated Shamu...

Um, since when do orcas get circumsized?

With Femidom in place, Steve began his descent.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

not_Scyess

Moby Dick?

 

Poppa Boner? 

"genital warts? how the hell does a killer whale get genital warts? hey, wait a minute. don't you have genital warts, Pete?"

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what if nigger meant kite

"Yep, here's your problem. The dick is made of taffy."

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

- Shamu's career as a pizza delivery whale seemed destined to go the same as his plumbing career and stint as a barman.

- What happens in whale prison STAYS in whale prison.

- "Ah so you're a SPERM whale."