Sally in "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO" 1 by biped 11-18-07

KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. What? "Kell-nesh go-lar-cho"? That doesn't mean anything, sweetie. Why...why are you saying it? KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!! (gasp) Stop it, Sally, stop it! You...you're SCARING ME! If you keep doing that I'm going to take you to the DOCTOR! Is it serious, doctor? What's wrong with her? WHAT'S WRONG with my precious little Sally? KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!!

Sally in "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO" 2 by biped 11-18-07

KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!! "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!!" What the FUCK?!? Sally's new religion is sweeping the world. We've already received 500 billion dollars in donations. Oh. Well...kell-nesh go-lar-cho.

Sally in "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO" 3 by biped 11-18-07

Welcome to the holiest of the holy temple of Sally. I am Sally's mommy. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! And I am Sally's daddy. Deposit your life's savings on your way in. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! Sally! Why aren't you saying "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO" anymore? Why? WHY??? I was just playing, Mommy. Can I have some Milk Duds? Uh, we'll be returning all of your money now. Please don't sue us. It was all just a funny joke, ha ha. Our Sally is very mischievous.

Sally in "KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO" 4 by biped 11-18-07

KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!! Oh, SHUT UP! Mommy, why is the 'lectricity off and everybody is in the streets crying? Well...society has collapsed and regressed back to the Dark Ages because of your funny game, sweetums. Did you complete your study of the Earth civilization so that our clone spies may infiltrate-- KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO. KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO! KELL-NESH...GO-LAR-CHO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

against my better judgement, i liked this series.

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Kill Whitey.

Back in the day, I think Dan Fouts would audible to Kellen Winslow something similar, which meant he wanted Kellen to go long, yo...

Society collapsing into the Dark Ages always makes me laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thank you for not hating these comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kids say the darnest th--- kell-nesh go-lar-cho!!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.