there are many like it, but this one is mine

Reading the Sunday paper by mandingo 12-15-07

huh. says here Diane Sawyer's middle name is Onassis. oh dear fuck! don't you see?? Diane O. Sawyer! Diane O. Saur!!! DINOSAUR!!!!!! YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONES!! NOT ME!! BEND OVER AND TAKE IT FROM THE MESOZOIC PERIOD!! BEND OVER AND TAKE IT FROM YOUR REPTILLIAN OVERLORDS!!! what's wrong with him, doctor? oh, he's perfectly sane. the world just isn't ready, Lisa. the world just isn't ready.

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what if nigger meant kite

Best mandingo's 1000th comic ever!

Of course, I'll expect your 2000th comic to show a marked improvement.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i'm gonna really work the quads these next 1000 comics, so while i can't guarantee the quality will be any higher, i can guarantee comic 2000 will be able to pants your comic and take its lunch money

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what if nigger meant kite

Only 1000?  P'shaw!  I've made almost 2800 comics between two strips!  (So what if 85% of them suck)

when i grow up i'm going to be Mandingo.

seriously. i gonna wear his skin and everything. i have it all planned out.

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Kill Whitey.

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what if nigger meant kite

i KNOW you don't want the hose again.

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Kill Whitey.

congrats!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Here's my 1000th comic:

Groovy! - Numero Ten Hundred by edoggydog 12-27-07

Well, here we are... Comic number 1000! Groovy! It's been a long and bumpy road, but we somehow made it! Word. That'll show all those assholes who laughed at us! Um, they were supposed to laugh. We're a comic strip, dildo-breath! Oh.

As they used to say in the 70's: "EAT MY DUST, TURKEY!!"  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha