CC by HCRoyall 1-28-08

Why do you keep telling me these stories?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - An Un-TIMELY Send Up (with apologies to NeoVid) by edoggydog 1-28-08

Congratulations, it's a retard! And, your sister wants to talk to you right now... Groovy! Nine months earlier... Don't worry... As soon as you said to, I ran out and got some protection! Nine minutes earlier... Hey, does this 99 cent store have condoms?

RCL no. 1763 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-08

(At age 21...) Holy SHIT! Yes, her funbags are now triple-H'S, but her ASS is the size of small coffee table! Ah, who am I kid-ding? I'd hit that! (At age 15...) Okay, okay... She's getting a little thick, but her tits must be up to double-D's! If, she lays off the lard pancakes, she'll be looking gooooood! (At age 10...) Wow! The Pennynipple's little girl is becoming a [*gulp*] BIG girl!

The Seeds of Time by DrMorton 1-28-08

Tell me again. Why have we been guarding this space station for thousands of years? Question ... no result ... memory bank ... damage ... 20000 years earlier. DNA scan results are in. Those earth creatures really bear genes of our sacred forefathers. We will have to observe them and preserve them for eternity. I just wonder how that is possible? 2 million years earlier. Care for a masturbating contest? Sure. I bet I can shoot as far as that shitty little planet over there!

CC378 : Chickens, Again by finn34 1-29-08

Why do you keep telling me that story? I need an adult! Hey. You look like a sexy little chick-a-dee... Wanna spread your wings over at my place?

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Thanks for all the entries. There are a lot of funny people here, and, of course, there are several that could have won. These are the ones I liked the best:

Nice use of reverse-time:

CC378 : Back by finn34 1-24-08

You were choking that shit down like Ashley Blue. Color me impressed. Choke that meat down! Eat it! BAOK *WHF* OH God... I bet you can't eat a dozen 4x4s from In-N-Out burger Haha. Get ready to pay up, bitch!

Works backwards and forwards / time comes out meaningless. I was hoping someone would do something like this:

CC 378: Seconds by HydeGuy 1-26-08

3:23:42 p.m. I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud! Don´t! 3:23:32 p.m. I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud! Don´t! 3:23:22 p.m. I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud! Don´t!

Great use of shrinking time / effort as punch line approaches. Made me laugh / begin a coughing fit:

CC 378: Timely by NeoVid 1-23-08

Congratulations, it's a girl! And your wife wants to talk with you right now. Nine months earlier Don't worry, as soon as you said to, I ran out and got some protection. Nine minutes earlier Hey, does this 99 cent store have condoms?

I love the way the silence of the first panel fills with awkwardness when this is read right to left - a brilliantly simple flip from zero to ick:

cc378: College by mandingo 1-23-08

TAKE IT ALLLLLL!!! YES!! YES!!!!!! let's see who can drink the most, lightweight you're on, jabroni!

And, I've got to choose a winner, so here goes. Congratulations, Cre8ive13,

and use CC379 wisely:

Just the right amount of text here - like a knot that takes a slight tug before unraveling:

.back Steps 2 - CC 278 by Cre8tive13 1-22-08

10:02:56 am Huzzah! You win! 10:02:08 am I bought a coffee at Dunkin Donuts this morning, signed my kid up to play baseball and I will go home tonight to drink an ice cold Coors Light! Oh yeah, well go fuck yourself you suicide bombing towel head. You have no right to be here!! Get on your camel and go back to your own dusty shit-hole country! 10:01:46 am I bet you I am more of an American than you are... You are on. Loser blows himself up!

Thanks for the win! I'm honored with so many exceptional entries.

I'll have the next CC379 up shortly!